sofatose

When you're so high that you cannot possibly get off your sofa and do something productive. A spin off of comatose

Oh my god dude, I'm so sofatose right now. I smoked way too much.

by BHAR March 16, 2015

somatose

when you take too many soma

Nah fergit him. He's somatose.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007

Sofatosed

The practice of being seemingly transfixed to the sofa as a result of tiredness from overworking, overplaying or being just plain darn lazy.

Sorry I cannot possibly come to the door/answer the phone/make tea as am currently sofatosed.

by The Real Lady-Foxtrot January 13, 2013

Somatosed

a slang term originating at Seton Hall University. The term is used when Division I athlete gets too intoxicated and cannot function properly.

Jo$h: Yo is that soccer girl drunk?

Bdaddy: Naaa dude...shes worse, shes somatosed.

by whyiamiawesome? April 10, 2010