sofatose

When you're so high that you cannot possibly get off your sofa and do something productive. A spin off of comatose

Oh my god dude, I'm so sofatose right now. I smoked way too much.

sofatose by BHAR March 16, 2015

somatose 

when you take too many soma

Nah fergit him. He's somatose.

somatose by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007

Sofatosed 

The practice of being seemingly transfixed to the sofa as a result of tiredness from overworking, overplaying or being just plain darn lazy.

Sorry I cannot possibly come to the door/answer the phone/make tea as am currently sofatosed.

Sofatosed by The Real Lady-Foxtrot January 13, 2013

Somatosed 

a slang term originating at Seton Hall University. The term is used when Division I athlete gets too intoxicated and cannot function properly.

Jo$h: Yo is that soccer girl drunk?

Bdaddy: Naaa dude...shes worse, shes somatosed.

Somatosed by whyiamiawesome? April 10, 2010