sofatose
When you're so high that you cannot possibly get off your sofa and do something productive. A spin off of comatose
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Sofatosed
The practice of being seemingly transfixed to the sofa as a result of tiredness from overworking, overplaying or being just plain darn lazy.
Sofatosed by The Real Lady-Foxtrot January 13, 2013
Somatosed
a slang term originating at Seton Hall University. The term is used when Division I athlete gets too intoxicated and cannot function properly.
Somatosed by whyiamiawesome? April 10, 2010
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)