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The act of a male performing oral sex on himself. Very difficult for men over 18. Older men may require a rib removed, extra vertabrae added, or his penis lengthened. Solotio masters are generally loners, often times going weeks with out speaking to anyone. Side effects include lock jaw, excess sodium levels, and whiplash.
I don't go out much now that I've learned solotio.
solotio by Pipetrain6969 February 11, 2008

shit slotting

When you get really mad at someone and shit through thier letterbox

When someone is antagonised to the point where they 'slot' their own poo through another's letter box
'Ah man, I'm so mad at Pablo, so I thought I'd do some shit slotting. Basically I took a shit through his letter box'
shit slotting by Ragatron December 22, 2013

coin slotting 

the act of dropping a small coin(nickle, dime, penny) down a persons coin slot aka ass crack
i had a bunch of change so i started coin slotting kids in class today
coin slotting by marstosirius April 16, 2007

Slotties 

Slotties is the combination of slamming and hotties. Slotties usaully refers to girls who are extremely hot and consided to have a rating between 9 and 10.
"Hey man, theres too many sluts around here and not enough slotties."

"Omg!! have you seen the slotties round there? thay are all gagging for it."
Slotties by Conversant May 9, 2010
The act of drinking a beverage (normally alcoholic) with extreme enthusiasm, most commonly used on Friday afternoons.
Right lads it's Friday, time to slot these beers down.

Last night was a great slotting session
Slotting by sambo28 May 15, 2016

slotties 

A slang word for an amusement arcade or collection of slot-machines or coin operated games.
As used in the BBC TV series That Mitchell and Webb Look, featuring the character Sir Digby Chicken-Ceasar who regularly shouts to his sidekick Ginger the immortal words "to the slotties!"
slotties by bigdeggsy August 15, 2010