soLOLtion 

A response to a question that is so far from reasonable as to inspire lols.

Dude 1: Hey, Dude 2, can you spare a condom as I am out?
Dude 2: Sorry Dude 1 I too am out, but I've got some duct tape here...
Dude 1: That is quite the soLOLtion you have provided.

soLOLtion by Josh the BCB January 11, 2009

37 cent solution 

Nickname for a handgun bullet.... In other words the cost of solving any problem. So named for the the price of a good bullet.

I reckon all we need to resolve this issue is a 37 cent solution.

37 cent solution by REVROCK May 18, 2011

9 millimeter solution 

The use of a firearm, such as a 9mm pistol, to solve major people problems via homicide or suicide.

The retired cop choose the 9 millimeter solution, when his doctors told him he had incurable, painful cancer.

9 millimeter solution by I, Wreckerrr July 23, 2019

Band-Aid Solution

Using a quick fix to deal with a problem temporarily, only to have it re-emerge later. It is a fundamental cornerstone of modern society.

An example of a Band-Aid Solution:

I bought my girlfriend a gift, because she was upset that I told her she was fat. She's still fat.

Band-Aid Solution by Jon Wuzy November 20, 2011

solution reach 

A special kind of reach around lubricated with any bodily fluid (the solution) including, but not limited to, spit, snot, or fecal matter.

Jason: "Where is Matt?"
Ben: "I don't know, probably giving his buddy a solution reach."

solution reach by JoseValentino December 2, 2016

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Campus Solutions 

Campus Solutions - A sorry excuse of a student record system used by the University of Nottingham. Unable to give you basic information about a student, almost like its creators want you to die.

Holy fucking shit not another SQL error message, Campus Solutions is crap. Who were the son of a bitches who thought purchasing this system was a good idea? Fuck the University of Nottingham.

Campus Solutions by TheVC March 6, 2021