Definitions by Pipetrain6969

solotio 

The act of a male performing oral sex on himself. Very difficult for men over 18. Older men may require a rib removed, extra vertabrae added, or his penis lengthened. Solotio masters are generally loners, often times going weeks with out speaking to anyone. Side effects include lock jaw, excess sodium levels, and whiplash.

I don't go out much now that I've learned solotio.

solotio by Pipetrain6969 February 11, 2008

self service 

slang for performing solotio

No thanks, I'm stuffed. Too much self service.

self service by Pipetrain6969 February 11, 2008