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sock-pussy 

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Masturbation sock. Guy slides sock over his cock and strokes into the sock. Easy clean-up. Sock-pussy is also used as humiliation when a girl instructs a guy to go get a sock-pussy, because he's not getting real pussy.
Nicole told the idiot to go get a sock-pussy and stroke off, because there was no way he was going to be getting any real pussy.
sock-pussy by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
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sock pussy 

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A woman so loose that during intercourse her vagina appears to turn inside-out on the backstroke.
Was Michelle a good lay?
Yeah, but I'm not touching her again. She has sock pussy.
sock pussy by R. Deebs December 12, 2007

tube sock pussy 

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Pussy that is so worn out that the opening has lost all elasticity and gapes open like the opening on a worn out tube sock.
Melissa has been porked so many times that she has tube sock pussy. Hell, she's so loose that she couldn't use a roll of wall insulation for a tampon. It'd just fall right back out.

Poop sock pussy 

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When you have a women shit in a sock then use it like a pocket pussy
"Aw man I love the poop sock pussy my wife left me last night"
Poop sock pussy by Milkyduds September 23, 2025

Poop sock pussy 

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When you have someone (can do it yourself) poop in a sock and use it like a pocket pussy
"Man I love the poop sock pussy you let me use last night"
Poop sock pussy by Milkyduds September 23, 2025

Pussy Sock 

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While fucking a woman really hard and fast, the condom used slips off completely inside. The pussy is then, in effect, a sock surrounding the condom.
Man I fucked her so good last night she'll be walking around with a pussy sock for a week.!
Pussy Sock by Paul A Bunyan September 23, 2007

sockpussy 

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An item that is used in jail or prison. Take an ordinary sock, insert a plastic baggy into the sock, fill the baggy with vaseline, then use it to whack the shit out of your pud. When thru, discard the whole thing. Told to me by an ex-jailbird.
Guy 1. "When was the last time you had some good sockpussy?
Guy 2. "Last night!!"
sockpussy by adcadc April 22, 2008
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