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socialbag

Originally sprouted from the word socialite. As in Paris Hilton is a socialite, but in this case it means hoe. Or slut.
That beeatch is such a socialbag!
by Nia S November 10, 2008
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Socialtarianist Republocrat

A combination of the terms Socialist, Libertarian, Communist(or Anarchist, Fascist or Capitalist), Republican, and Democrat describing one who's political views are inconsistent.
Mary Sue Margaret marched in the gay rights parade Sunday, voted against the pro gay marriage measure Monday, waved an American flag at the 4th of July parade Tuesday, and burned the same flag on Friday. Since I'm not qualified to judge her mental condition, I'll just call her a Socialtarianist Republocrat.
by Lord Baconface September 28, 2006
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socialight

One who only smokes at bars, clubs or social events, generally doesn't purchase one's own cigarettes and must borrow from others.
Regan: This club is meltface! Can I bum a cigarette?
Robert: Whoa I didn't know you smoked.
Regan: Only when I'm hittin the floor! weeee!
Robert: hell no!, I'm no charity for socialights!
by Ctrl Alt Design May 1, 2011
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Socialtard

A derogatory term for people who can only function in their daily lives through the use of Facebook, Twitter, and any other social media site.
Socialtards are ruining the intellectual gene pool of America by hooking up on Twitter and mating.
by Jason Seraphi May 30, 2013
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socialblade

A free resource that allows users to look up detailed growth statistics of their favorite youtube channels. Also predicts how much money they got in a single day, month, or year. Also includes data for twitch.tv users.
Thanks to socialblade, I know that my favorite youtube channel made around $200 yesterday.
by ManMan36 May 13, 2016
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socialfart

- an unsanitized piece of real thought and feeling that somehow escapes our careful packaging. It floats around the room annoyingly, while everyone exchanges puzzled glances at the incongruous thread of truth that arrived unannounced and uninvited.
Title: We're Back!

Subtitle: (... wherein boomers start questioning everything again ...)

Pith: Like the incontinent seniors they will ultimately become, many baby boomers seem less capable now of holding back occasional bubbles of truth, which are now known by the neologism "SocialFarts".

Explanation: Though relatively well-behaved during their earning years, it has become clear that people in the boomer generation have not finished ranting about the state of the world and questioning the status quo. Many openly challenged the powers-that-be when they were young, and many more were too timid at the time to join them, but nonetheless shared their views - on war, sex, love, religion, government, school, work, and of course, parenting. Never fully domesticated in spirit, some inner part of them strains for release against the bonds of retirement security.

Consequences: The consequence is nothing short of the birth of a new quantum of truth - the SocialFart - a brief and unexpected stench of clarity superimposed on society's usual backdrop of denial and hypocrisy. Coughed up like a sound byte, tacked in bright colors on an office partition, or embroidered on the body as a cryptic graphic, the SocialFart promises to release into our already strained atmosphere whatever these grey-hairs have been brewing silently for the past four or five decades.
by Howeird February 18, 2009
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socialeating

people gathering for a dinner in a cozy place, with the main purpose of having a good meal while socializing with each other, making new friends that share common interests and music taste
hey bro, socialeating tonight ?
yeah, going to that dinner at Paul's loft, gonna be fun, lots of interesting people
by valoskalos July 13, 2012
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