ManMan36's definitions

vlog

A video bragging about how much better the creator's life is compared to yours.

VLOGGER: My life is so interesting. I record every second of it.
Human Dictionary: Define {narcissist.

by ManMan36 August 1, 2016

Urban spam

When a user posts his definition 50 times in hopes that one will get verified.

Urban spam makes voting very tedious.

by ManMan36 April 11, 2016

oillet

In the times of castle warfare, these were windows that went through thick walls of the front of the castle where the window was wider on the inside than on the outside. A benefit to such windows is it was easy to fire an arrow out, but archers on the outside would have trouble firing back at you.
A word that rhymes with toilet.

King: Install an oillet in the front of my castle.
Servant: As you wish.

by ManMan36 April 15, 2016

nosterday

Everyone has experienced a shitty day at some point in their lives. Some of these days are so bad that positive terms like yes are not okay to describe it. That is where nosterday comes in. It is a term used whenever you do not wish to use the yes in yesterday and need a suitable alternative.

Frank: Hey, how were you yesterday?
John: Awful. I got fired from my job, the bank foreclosed my house, and my drug dealer got arrested. It was an utter nosterday.

by ManMan36 July 4, 2016

Narcissist

Someone who tries to define himself on Urban Dictionary

When voting for a new word:

Fred:

A god, deity, someone you worship.

Defined by Fred

Me: Narcissist. rejects

by ManMan36 July 2, 2016

later

A procrastinator's way of saying never.

I'll finish this later.

by ManMan36 June 27, 2016

underwear rash

That painful feeling that occurs on the legs due to wearing underwear. When the bottom of the underpants squeezes a section of the leg, an uncomfortable sensation develops and stays long after the underwear is adjusted and/or removed. Ice helps, but the process can be painful itself, and it takes time and patience.

The sole reason this author hates underwear

Damn it. I got an underwear rash. I'm fucked for the rest of the day.

by ManMan36 June 11, 2016