39 definitions by ManMan36

sausage

A piece of meat eaten with breakfast or with ketchup and mustard and definitely NOT located beneath the male pants.

Mm sausages.

by ManMan36 May 9, 2016

self referencing definition

An Urban Dictionary definition that links to the word being defined, usually in the example.

Self referencing definition <-- I made this a self referencing definition.

by ManMan36 May 19, 2016

Narcissist

Someone who tries to define himself on Urban Dictionary

When voting for a new word:

Fred:

A god, deity, someone you worship.

Defined by Fred

Me: Narcissist. rejects

by ManMan36 March 31, 2016

serial rejector

The guy tasked with the difficult and tedious deed of pressing the "keep out" button over and over again when someone posts their definition 50 times.

Ugh, Urban Spam? I guess I am the serial rejector.

by ManMan36 May 21, 2016

self dicking

When you are being a dick to yourself, and yourself only.

I'm self dicking. I used cheat codes to intentionally make this video game as hard as possible.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016

classic witch notation

When a mean and nasty woman (a witch) is being mean and nasty to someone else. These kind of witches don't have cauldrons or brooms; they are just people you want to stay miles away from. Refers to a single person, not a group.

Guy: That woman is following classic witch notation on Jeremy.

Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!

by ManMan36 March 12, 2016

appetized hands

Hands with the appetite to masturbate. Usually caused by a boner.

If you have a boner and appetized hands, be careful if you wish to masturbate.

by ManMan36 April 29, 2016