ManMan36's definitions

vlog

A video bragging about how much better the creator's life is compared to yours.

VLOGGER: My life is so interesting. I record every second of it.
Human Dictionary: Define {narcissist.

by ManMan36 August 1, 2016

Urban spam

When a user posts his definition 50 times in hopes that one will get verified.

Urban spam makes voting very tedious.

by ManMan36 April 11, 2016

oillet

In the times of castle warfare, these were windows that went through thick walls of the front of the castle where the window was wider on the inside than on the outside. A benefit to such windows is it was easy to fire an arrow out, but archers on the outside would have trouble firing back at you.
A word that rhymes with toilet.

King: Install an oillet in the front of my castle.
Servant: As you wish.

by ManMan36 April 15, 2016

last year syndrome

When asked the date, providing the previous year instead of the current year. Most common in January.

I just wrote January 2nd 2015 instead of 2016. Damn you last year syndrome!

by ManMan36 April 19, 2016

urban dormancy

A day where no word is featured on urbandictionary.com.

Aww, no new word. Urban dormancy stinks.

by ManMan36 April 23, 2016

kidz bop

Terrible, overplayed songs sung by talentless children. Placed on an obsolete format (CD) and sold to you for $15. Trying to compete with Now that's what I call with the ridiculous number of sequels and advertised et nauseum to grandmas for the sake of giving their grandchildren terrible Christmas presents.

Want the new Kidz Bop CD?
No. If I want to listen to a talentless clown, I'll listen to Billy.

by ManMan36 April 23, 2016

mcdonald trump

Seriously? Nobody has made this pun yet? Well, Donald Trump is a (un)wise man, and McDonalds is unwise to eat. Both are corrupting the American climate.

If McDonald Trump is actually elected president, the population of Canada will double in under 24 hours.

by ManMan36 May 10, 2016