ManMan36's definitions

underwear rash

That painful feeling that occurs on the legs due to wearing underwear. When the bottom of the underpants squeezes a section of the leg, an uncomfortable sensation develops and stays long after the underwear is adjusted and/or removed. Ice helps, but the process can be painful itself, and it takes time and patience.

The sole reason this author hates underwear

Damn it. I got an underwear rash. I'm fucked for the rest of the day.

by ManMan36 June 11, 2016

kidz bop

Terrible, overplayed songs sung by talentless children. Placed on an obsolete format (CD) and sold to you for $15. Trying to compete with Now that's what I call with the ridiculous number of sequels and advertised et nauseum to grandmas for the sake of giving their grandchildren terrible Christmas presents.

Want the new Kidz Bop CD?
No. If I want to listen to a talentless clown, I'll listen to Billy.

by ManMan36 April 23, 2016

Billy O. Naire

A generic name for the common billionaire. Don't get it. Read the term out loud and you will. :)

Person A: Who is the richest person on the planet?
Person B.: Why Billy O. Naire of course.
Person C: Actually, Bill Gates

by ManMan36 June 9, 2016

ongst

Moving downward in the fourth dimension, the opposite of ungst.

GPS in a 4D world:
Turn left in 50 meters.
Turn up in 20 km, then, at the light, turn ongst.

by ManMan36 May 23, 2016

nosterday

Everyone has experienced a shitty day at some point in their lives. Some of these days are so bad that positive terms like yes are not okay to describe it. That is where nosterday comes in. It is a term used whenever you do not wish to use the yes in yesterday and need a suitable alternative.

Frank: Hey, how were you yesterday?
John: Awful. I got fired from my job, the bank foreclosed my house, and my drug dealer got arrested. It was an utter nosterday.

by ManMan36 July 4, 2016

f'(x)

The first derivative of a function. See calculus.

If f(x) is equal to x^2+2x+5
then f'(x) is equal to 2x+2.

by ManMan36 May 23, 2016

serial rejector

The guy tasked with the difficult and tedious deed of pressing the "keep out" button over and over again when someone posts their definition 50 times.

Ugh, Urban Spam? I guess I am the serial rejector.

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016