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A procrastinator's way of saying never.
I'll finish this later.
by ManMan36 June 27, 2016

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A video bragging about how much better the creator's life is compared to yours.
VLOGGER: My life is so interesting. I record every second of it.
Human Dictionary: Define {narcissist].
by ManMan36 August 01, 2016

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A free resource that allows users to look up detailed growth statistics of their favorite youtube channels. Also predicts how much money they got in a single day, month, or year. Also includes data for twitch.tv users.
Thanks to socialblade, I know that my favorite youtube channel made around $200 yesterday.
by ManMan36 May 13, 2016

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The first derivative of a function. See calculus.
If f(x) is equal to x^2+2x+5
then f'(x) is equal to 2x+2.
by ManMan36 May 23, 2016

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Seriously? Nobody has made this pun yet? Well, Donald Trump is a (un)wise man, and McDonalds is unwise to eat. Both are corrupting the American climate.
If McDonald Trump is actually elected president, the population of Canada will double in under 24 hours.
by ManMan36 May 10, 2016

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Terrible, overplayed songs sung by talentless children. Placed on an obsolete format (CD) and sold to you for $15. Trying to compete with Now that's what I call with the ridiculous number of sequels and advertised et nauseum to grandmas for the sake of giving their grandchildren terrible Christmas presents.
Want the new Kidz Bop CD?
No. If I want to listen to a talentless clown, I'll listen to Billy.
by ManMan36 April 23, 2016

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A hammer that is used to smash a TV.
John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!
by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

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