Definitions by ManMan36

tv hammer 

The tool of choice when you decide you don't want your TV anymore. The TV is put out of its misery by means of smashing.

Ugh! Fucks News again? Time to cancel the cable and get the TV hammer.

tv hammer by ManMan36 October 3, 2016

vlog

A video bragging about how much better the creator's life is compared to yours.

VLOGGER: My life is so interesting. I record every second of it.
Human Dictionary: Define {narcissist].

vlog by ManMan36 August 1, 2016

iron bicep 

A bicep of a bodybuilder. Very strong, tough, and attractive.

Hey, that guy has the iron bicep.

iron bicep by ManMan36 July 30, 2016

symphysy

The longest word in the modern English language without A E I O or U. Obviously rarely used today. According to Wikipedia, it refers to "The fusion of two bodies, or two parts of a body." Twyndyllyngs is a longer English word, but it is archaic.

That is a symphysy.

symphysy by ManMan36 July 30, 2016

classic witch notation 

When a mean and nasty woman (a witch) is being mean and nasty to someone else. These kind of witches don't have cauldrons or brooms; they are just people you want to stay miles away from. Refers to a single person, not a group.

Guy: That woman is following classic witch notation on Jeremy.

Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!

classic witch notation by ManMan36 July 30, 2016

nosterday 

Everyone has experienced a shitty day at some point in their lives. Some of these days are so bad that positive terms like yes are not okay to describe it. That is where nosterday comes in. It is a term used whenever you do not wish to use the yes in yesterday and need a suitable alternative.

Frank: Hey, how were you yesterday?
John: Awful. I got fired from my job, the bank foreclosed my house, and my drug dealer got arrested. It was an utter nosterday.

nosterday by ManMan36 July 4, 2016

Narcissist 

Someone who tries to define himself on Urban Dictionary

When voting for a new word:

Fred:

A god, deity, someone you worship.

Defined by Fred

Me: Narcissist. rejects

Narcissist by ManMan36 July 2, 2016