ManMan36's definitions

self dicking

When you are being a dick to yourself, and yourself only.

I'm self dicking. I used cheat codes to intentionally make this video game as hard as possible.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016

vlog

A video bragging about how much better the creator's life is compared to yours.

VLOGGER: My life is so interesting. I record every second of it.
Human Dictionary: Define {narcissist.

by ManMan36 August 1, 2016

Ewwsic

A term to refer to crappy music.

A: Are you listening to that ewwsic again?
B: No, I am listening to Justin Bieber.
A: So, yes.

by ManMan36 June 17, 2016

cellphone blindness

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.

If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.

by ManMan36 May 16, 2016

underwear rash

That painful feeling that occurs on the legs due to wearing underwear. When the bottom of the underpants squeezes a section of the leg, an uncomfortable sensation develops and stays long after the underwear is adjusted and/or removed. Ice helps, but the process can be painful itself, and it takes time and patience.

The sole reason this author hates underwear

Damn it. I got an underwear rash. I'm fucked for the rest of the day.

by ManMan36 June 11, 2016

f'(x)

The first derivative of a function. See calculus.

If f(x) is equal to x^2+2x+5
then f'(x) is equal to 2x+2.

by ManMan36 May 23, 2016

nosterday

Everyone has experienced a shitty day at some point in their lives. Some of these days are so bad that positive terms like yes are not okay to describe it. That is where nosterday comes in. It is a term used whenever you do not wish to use the yes in yesterday and need a suitable alternative.

Frank: Hey, how were you yesterday?
John: Awful. I got fired from my job, the bank foreclosed my house, and my drug dealer got arrested. It was an utter nosterday.

by ManMan36 July 4, 2016