snyrt

Poop. Written on all bathroom doors in Iceland, snyrting is their word for toilet. When interpreted as a verb, it becomes what you do in the toilet. Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective or adverb.

Can also be used for any body excretion:
air snyrt = fart
front snyrt = pee
mouth snyrt = puke
mouth air snyrt = burp
liquid snyrt = diarrhea
front pleasure snyrt = splooge
etc.

Keith hadn't snyrted for 3 days when he had the most explosive liquid snyrt of his life.

Kyle: Did you just air snyrt? It smells like something died in here.
Rob: Yeah, the broccoli I ate last night is giving me the worst air snyrts.

by MrPoop February 11, 2009

ripped-snorter

a bodybuilder who uses cocaine

In search of a payphone, Cookie strolled into some sleazy combo bar/weightlifting gym, where she was greeted by crazed-looking ripped-snorters.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 27, 2012

snortin the sofa

Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.

Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.

by Big Ed Moustapha March 11, 2010

sneet snart

trans teens spelled backwards. it just sounds funny. say it out loud. right now. go ahead.

James: Hey, Dave? What's trans teens spelled backwards?
Dave: sneet snart
James: what was that?
Dave: S N E E T S N A R T

by eva canned bread May 1, 2020

Solid Snort

Term used to refer to the fanatics and followers of known cocaine addict, presidential aspirant, and dictator's son Ferdinand Marcos Jr. aka BongBong

Originates from the term "Solid North" - the supposed "solid" northern regions of the Philippines where most of Marcos loyalists and apologists are.

Filipino:
A: BBM pa rin, solid north tayo

B: Sabi ni DU30 gumagamit ng cocaine 'yang idol mo, baka solid snort

English:
A: We're for BBM, we are solid north

B: But DU30 said your idol is a cocaine user, solid snort is more like it

by sisid_ahon November 19, 2021

snortin crack

This example of this expression has nothing to do with cocaine. It refers to the practice of enlightening one's own olfactory senses by inserting one's nose into the posterior orifice of another person or persons. Could be refered to as brown nosing, but does not carry the same reasoning behind the act ifself. It is purely for sensual pleasure.

Cheryl thinks I enjoy going down on her , but I'm really snortin crack while I'm eatin the kootch. She was puzzled when I mentioned that she'd had chineese last night. I love sniffin that butt just after she's taken a fresh dump.

by Big Ed Moustapha August 27, 2009

snortshire

snortshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.

"hey kiddo where u from? snortshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortshire."

synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.

by mave73 May 8, 2008