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Snowglobed 

When your friend “accidentally” grabs your balls and starts aggressively shaking them around like a snow globe .
Yo my homie just snowglobed me
Snowglobed by Beansinmyjeans April 25, 2019

Texan Snowglobe 

An underwater bukkake that takes place in a hot tub or jaccuzi
Kendall thoroughly accepted the Texan Snowglobe at last nights pool Party

Snowglobe Express 

A group of guys pull a train on one of the group's wife/girlfriend and then shake her up like a snow globe so they don't know who is the father.
Let's stop at Joe's house after his bachelor party and pull a Snowglobe Express on his fiance

snowglaresses 

wearing your sunglasses after a snow storm to prevent the glare from the snow, when driving or walking.
I'm so glad my sunglasses double as snowglaresses, now I can drive to work without all that snow glare.

Did you see Joe shoveling with his snowglaresses on... One smart kid.

Don't forget to wear your snowglaresses when watchin the outdoor winter Olympics.
snowglaresses by Outpost 1 February 12, 2010

Superwoman’s snowglobe

A sexual act whereby a man ejaculates into a woman before lifting her at the waist whilst she stretches into the superwoman flight pose. Once above his head, the aforementioned ejaculate falls, forming the snow globe.
I need a shower, we just tried Superwoman’s Snowglobe

Snowglobe Effect 

Snowglobe Effect is when a community, or country (America being a prime example), who lives in the relatively safe confines and pleasant conditions of a 1st world country, crime-free neighborhood, etc, collectively form opinions based on ignorance and with little to no understanding of anything outside their "bubble haven" or echo chamber. This demographic who could be coined as highly opinionated snowflakes, initiate in controversial and political topics with little understanding of politics and living conditions of others around the world.
America suffers from Snowglobe Effect.