Snowglober

A person who demands complete devotion from a lover, but who sees them as only an occasional diversion or romantic accessory to their established routine. In other words, someone who metaphorically places their lover inside a snowglobe then sits them on top of their mantle, to be inverted on occasion, then placed back down and viewed while the plastic snowflakes settle to the bottom. After which they turn their attention to the other demands and interests in their life, without any regard for their lover’s emotional or physical needs, content in the knowledge that whenever they desire something that only a their lover can provide (e.g. affection, sex, to be wined-and-dined, conversation), that their lover is awaiting their beck and call upon their mantle.

She's just a snowglober, so don't ever expect her to bring you into her world or to care deeply about yours.

by artemas1790 September 7, 2010

Snowglober

Usually a late middle aged menopausal largely housebound woman who for want of adrenaline and excitement is consumed by paranoid delusions about the criminality of neighbours and creates as much sensational melodrama as they can usually involving third parties such as landlords, councils, police all sucked into her self promotion campaign

We can't smoke in the garden because that snowglober next door will phone the landlord

by Reddbobcat November 16, 2019

Portuguese Snowblower

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.

My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.

by SG5 August 27, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.

Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”

by Killmeplz July 3, 2022

Snowglobed

When your friend “accidentally” grabs your balls and starts aggressively shaking them around like a snow globe .

Yo my homie just snowglobed me

by Beansinmyjeans April 25, 2019

Portuguese Snowblower

When you have a person bend over on all fours, coat their asshole with a handful of cocaine, and proceed to have that person fart the cocaine into your nostrils as you snort it, preferably in the back of a Land Rover.

Man, last night was crazy. I brought this chick home from the bar and right before we left we got into the back of her Land Rover and she gave me the good ol’ Portuguese Snowblower.

by Hollywood524 July 24, 2023

South Dakota Snowblower

When one man snorts a line of cocaine or other narcotic off of the erect penis of another man, and both claim neither are gay.

A couple guys got caught giving each other the South Dakota Snowblower, but it’s cool because they said they’re not gay.

by Stitch_79 September 22, 2021