Snowblade 

The act of doing (or in reference to) cocaine. Derived from the fact that the powdered cocaine can coat a razor used to divide up lines, causing the blade to be covered in "snow"

"Dude, was she snowblading earlier? She's drawing crazy shit all over the coffee table"

"You wanna snowblade?"

Snowblade by schm1855 December 31, 2008

snowblade 

Snowblades are small twin tipped ski's. To use requires no skill, style or consideration of other slope users.

A bit like rollerblading on snow with the same annoying characters doing the "sport".

The most fun to be had is to cut the little f@#kers up and watch them face plant whilst going past on your propper sized snowboard or skis.

Look at that snowblader falling on his arse... oh he got up, and he fell over again, and he got up again, and he fell over again, etc etc etc etc.

snowblade by A Boarder November 24, 2005

Portuguese Snowblower 

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.

My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.

Portuguese Snowblower by SG5 August 27, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower 

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.

Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”

Portuguese Snowblower by Killmeplz July 3, 2022

Trumpista Snowflake

A Trump supporter who get defensive and angry when someone criticizes Trump, even though they were thrilled and were fully supportive of Trump when he criticized people, especially Obama.

Look at all these whiny Trumpista Snowflakes! It was cool when Trump knocked Obama for 8 years. Now when their guy gets criticized, they turn into crying little bitches!

Trumpista Snowflake by 84 Locusts August 31, 2017

2A Snowflake 

A gun rights advocate whose mind is incapable of accepting even the most reasonable limits on the Second Amendment.

Congressman: "I propose that we place a 10 megaton limit on personal nuclear devices."
2A Snowflake: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

2A Snowflake by Cletus Pickens October 17, 2019

Smelted Snowflake 

The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.

Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.

Smelted Snowflake by Hixxz68 November 7, 2019