snotgrobbler 

a person who sneezes violently in public and is unable to find a tissue or appropriate item to wipe away the resulting snot explosion.

help i have snot all down my face and cant find a tissue - i feel like such a snotgrobbler

snotgrobbler by kingcharlesanna July 1, 2011

Snotgobbler 

A small child, from their habit of pickig their noses and eating their snots. Applied to a small child whether they indulge in snot eating or not.

Your brother is bringing his two snotgobblers over this weekend.

Snotgobbler by johnmnz August 12, 2017

snotgrottler 

A person whose nose is filling with mucus and who:
a) Does not empty the contents by blowing into a tissue.
b) Continues to sniff at the mucus so that it lifts into the nose and begins to slide down again.
c) Repeats b) continually.

I had trouble concentrating in the exam because there was a snotgrottler sitting behind me.

snotgrottler by Steerpike February 2, 2007

Snotgobble 

Rubbish.

That idiot talks a load of snotgobble.

Snotgobble by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

snotgobbler 

arse licker, sycophant

only a snotgobbler like Robert could have promoted so fast.

snotgobbler by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

Snobgobbler 

(Noun)

1.) A gender-neutral term for Gold Digger.

2.) One who willfully and gleefully stimulates the genitalia of the Rich and Famous with their mouth in hopes of becoming one in the same.

Did you see so and so in that back alley over there? That snobgobbler was saying their ABCs below that person's Beltline so they could score a Mercedes.

Snobgobbler by LoFiNerdyGuy September 20, 2018

Snotgobbler 

Someone with the propensity for sucking a person's face during the act of depraved sex.

Petulantpixie snotgobbled his face whilst bringing him to climax.

Snotgobbler by magic.hands November 18, 2004