mousetrousers

a collective noun describing clothing for mice in general (who wants to see a naked mouse - eek!)
he got so close to being caught he nearly shat his mousetrouser
by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003
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fartex

a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.
"New brown Fartex gives you more!" Sadly the advert doesn't suggest what the 'more' is...
by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003
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scrolls

a cross between scrotum and balls
I'm too tired for an example, I've been awake all night guarding my scrolls from attack by the dreaded Wild Women of Wonga (yes, they're back - just when you thought that it was safe to renew your subscription to the "Readers Wives" limited edition of Readers Digest.
by poodlewrestler July 08, 2003
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fbar

an acronym for Fucked Beyond All Recognition
give it up, john, the tories are fbar....
by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003
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pube

by poodlewrestler July 08, 2003
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winker

a dyslexic wanker
(also wonker, wakner etc)
what a winker
by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003
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toenail clippings

you talk a load of toenail clippings, you do
by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003
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