riverboat

A MPV (multi purpose vehicle) that (unlike most of them) can actually cross muddy fields, ford every stream, climb every mountain etc.

Darrin's new Probe is a real riverboat but it has a shitty gearbox

by poodlewrestler August 30, 2005

trouser gobbler

well, what the fuck do YOU think it means?

some cunning linguists are merely trouser gobblers in drag...

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

pube

see also pubestrangler

by poodlewrestler July 08, 2003

toenail clippings

rubbish, claptrap, nonsense

you talk a load of toenail clippings, you do

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

snotgobbler

arse licker, sycophant

only a snotgobbler like Robert could have promoted so fast.

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

fartex

a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.

"New brown Fartex gives you more!" Sadly the advert doesn't suggest what the 'more' is...

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

tosswobbler

"Tossing a wobbler" is a well-known phrase for losing your temper. A tosswobbler is therefor a temper loser.

Jeez, what a tosswobbler! I only asked him to shift his fat arse!

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003