poodlewrestler's definitions

riverboat

A MPV (multi purpose vehicle) that (unlike most of them) can actually cross muddy fields, ford every stream, climb every mountain etc.

Darrin's new Probe is a real riverboat but it has a shitty gearbox

by poodlewrestler August 30, 2005

grindlepumper

another word for baby as it/they grindle at one end and pump at the other

cripes, she's acting like a real grindlepumper!

by poodlewrestler June 29, 2005

trouser gobbler

well, what the fuck do YOU think it means?

some cunning linguists are merely trouser gobblers in drag...

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

fbar

an acronym for Fucked Beyond All Recognition

give it up, john, the tories are fbar....

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

groils

an amalgam of gonads, scrotum and boils - delicious with sauteed potatoes and lightly steamed carrots.
also see scrolls

aaargh jim lad, he's got 'im by the groils

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

winker

a dyslexic wanker
(also wonker, wakner etc)

what a winker

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

Boswellox

A pile of shit, a crock of crap, a ton of turd...

you don't half talk Boswellox

by poodlewrestler March 12, 2004