23 definitions by poodlewrestler

anklebitingly

An ankle biter is Antipodean slang for a very small child, therefore anklebitingly implies childish

I would have thought that was anklebitingly fucking obvious!

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

toenail clippings

rubbish, claptrap, nonsense

you talk a load of toenail clippings, you do

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

tosswobbler

"Tossing a wobbler" is a well-known phrase for losing your temper. A tosswobbler is therefor a temper loser.

Jeez, what a tosswobbler! I only asked him to shift his fat arse!

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

trouser gobbler

well, what the fuck do YOU think it means?

some cunning linguists are merely trouser gobblers in drag...

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

snotgobbler

arse licker, sycophant

only a snotgobbler like Robert could have promoted so fast.

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

Slibo Grippe

Originally a aerosol product used for providing a non-slip surface for elements of male genitalia, it is now available as a cream for applying to slippery politicians.

that weasely George Bush could drown in Slibo Grippe and still slip into a second term...

by poodlewrestler March 12, 2004

monobrow

someone who has one long eyebrow (usually bushy) right across their forehead. often implies untrustworthiness.

that Robert's a bit of a monobrow isn't he, Beverley?

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003