groils

an amalgam of gonads, scrotum and boils - delicious with sauteed potatoes and lightly steamed carrots.
also see scrolls

aaargh jim lad, he's got 'im by the groils

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

Boswellox

A pile of shit, a crock of crap, a ton of turd...

you don't half talk Boswellox

by poodlewrestler March 12, 2004

tosswobbler

"Tossing a wobbler" is a well-known phrase for losing your temper. A tosswobbler is therefor a temper loser.

Jeez, what a tosswobbler! I only asked him to shift his fat arse!

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

toenail clippings

rubbish, claptrap, nonsense

you talk a load of toenail clippings, you do

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

riverboat

A MPV (multi purpose vehicle) that (unlike most of them) can actually cross muddy fields, ford every stream, climb every mountain etc.

Darrin's new Probe is a real riverboat but it has a shitty gearbox

by poodlewrestler August 05, 2005

anklebitingly

An ankle biter is Antipodean slang for a very small child, therefore anklebitingly implies childish

I would have thought that was anklebitingly fucking obvious!

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

fartex

a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.

"New brown Fartex gives you more!" Sadly the advert doesn't suggest what the 'more' is...

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003