poodlewrestler's definitions

riverboat

A MPV (multi purpose vehicle) that (unlike most of them) can actually cross muddy fields, ford every stream, climb every mountain etc.

Darrin's new Probe is a real riverboat but it has a shitty gearbox

by poodlewrestler August 30, 2005

grindlepumper

another word for baby as it/they grindle at one end and pump at the other

cripes, she's acting like a real grindlepumper!

by poodlewrestler June 29, 2005

Boswellox

A pile of shit, a crock of crap, a ton of turd...

you don't half talk Boswellox

by poodlewrestler March 12, 2004

Slibo Grippe

Originally a aerosol product used for providing a non-slip surface for elements of male genitalia, it is now available as a cream for applying to slippery politicians.

that weasely George Bush could drown in Slibo Grippe and still slip into a second term...

by poodlewrestler March 12, 2004

pubestrangler

a young lady wearing rather tight underwear or the underwear in question

christ! if she bends over her pubestranglers will cut her in half

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

fartex

a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.

"New brown Fartex gives you more!" Sadly the advert doesn't suggest what the 'more' is...

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

mousetrousers

a collective noun describing clothing for mice in general (who wants to see a naked mouse - eek!)

he got so close to being caught he nearly shat his mousetrouser

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003