scrolls

a cross between scrotum and balls

I'm too tired for an example, I've been awake all night guarding my scrolls from attack by the dreaded Wild Women of Wonga (yes, they're back - just when you thought that it was safe to renew your subscription to the "Readers Wives" limited edition of Readers Digest.

by poodlewrestler July 08, 2003

fbar

an acronym for Fucked Beyond All Recognition

give it up, john, the tories are fbar....

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

fartex

a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.

"New brown Fartex gives you more!" Sadly the advert doesn't suggest what the 'more' is...

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

toenail clippings

rubbish, claptrap, nonsense

you talk a load of toenail clippings, you do

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

riverboat

A MPV (multi purpose vehicle) that (unlike most of them) can actually cross muddy fields, ford every stream, climb every mountain etc.

Darrin's new Probe is a real riverboat but it has a shitty gearbox

by poodlewrestler August 05, 2005

anklebitingly

An ankle biter is Antipodean slang for a very small child, therefore anklebitingly implies childish

I would have thought that was anklebitingly fucking obvious!

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

groils

an amalgam of gonads, scrotum and boils - delicious with sauteed potatoes and lightly steamed carrots.
also see scrolls

aaargh jim lad, he's got 'im by the groils

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003