Definitions by poodlewrestler

riverboat 

A MPV (multi purpose vehicle) that (unlike most of them) can actually cross muddy fields, ford every stream, climb every mountain etc.

Darrin's new Probe is a real riverboat but it has a shitty gearbox

riverboat by poodlewrestler August 30, 2005

grindlepumper 

another word for baby as it/they grindle at one end and pump at the other

cripes, she's acting like a real grindlepumper!

grindlepumper by poodlewrestler June 29, 2005

Boswellox

A pile of shit, a crock of crap, a ton of turd...

you don't half talk Boswellox

Boswellox by poodlewrestler March 12, 2004

Slibo Grippe 

Originally a aerosol product used for providing a non-slip surface for elements of male genitalia, it is now available as a cream for applying to slippery politicians.

that weasely George Bush could drown in Slibo Grippe and still slip into a second term...

Slibo Grippe by poodlewrestler March 12, 2004

trouser gobbler 

well, what the fuck do YOU think it means?

some cunning linguists are merely trouser gobblers in drag...

trouser gobbler by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

fbar 

an acronym for Fucked Beyond All Recognition

give it up, john, the tories are fbar....

fbar by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

groils 

an amalgam of gonads, scrotum and boils - delicious with sauteed potatoes and lightly steamed carrots.
also see scrolls

aaargh jim lad, he's got 'im by the groils

groils by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003