mousetrousers

a collective noun describing clothing for mice in general (who wants to see a naked mouse - eek!)

he got so close to being caught he nearly shat his mousetrouser

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

fartex

a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.

"New brown Fartex gives you more!" Sadly the advert doesn't suggest what the 'more' is...

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

scrolls

a cross between scrotum and balls

I'm too tired for an example, I've been awake all night guarding my scrolls from attack by the dreaded Wild Women of Wonga (yes, they're back - just when you thought that it was safe to renew your subscription to the "Readers Wives" limited edition of Readers Digest.

by poodlewrestler July 08, 2003

fbar

an acronym for Fucked Beyond All Recognition

give it up, john, the tories are fbar....

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

pube

see also pubestrangler

by poodlewrestler July 08, 2003

winker

a dyslexic wanker
(also wonker, wakner etc)

what a winker

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

toenail clippings

rubbish, claptrap, nonsense

you talk a load of toenail clippings, you do

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003