poodlewrestler's definitions

mousetrousers

a collective noun describing clothing for mice in general (who wants to see a naked mouse - eek!)

he got so close to being caught he nearly shat his mousetrouser

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

poodle wrestler

a poodle wrestler is someone that rises to very small challenges and overcomes them. Original from the lyrics of "Mr Apollo" by The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band.

Sorry, providing an example is just too challenging.

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

Doh!

A deer, a female deer, Ray etc etc

"Get down offen yer milk and drink yer horse" (said in a Dick van Dyke impersonates John Wayne as a Cockney Sparrer)

by poodlewrestler July 8, 2003

grindlepumper

another word for baby as it/they grindle at one end and pump at the other

cripes, she's acting like a real grindlepumper!

by poodlewrestler June 29, 2005

tosswobbler

"Tossing a wobbler" is a well-known phrase for losing your temper. A tosswobbler is therefor a temper loser.

Jeez, what a tosswobbler! I only asked him to shift his fat arse!

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

winker

a dyslexic wanker
(also wonker, wakner etc)

what a winker

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

Boswellox

A pile of shit, a crock of crap, a ton of turd...

you don't half talk Boswellox

by poodlewrestler March 12, 2004