Snotgobbler

A small child, from their habit of pickig their noses and eating their snots. Applied to a small child whether they indulge in snot eating or not.

Your brother is bringing his two snotgobblers over this weekend.

by johnmnz August 12, 2017

snotgobbler

arse licker, sycophant

only a snotgobbler like Robert could have promoted so fast.

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

Snotgobbler

Someone with the propensity for sucking a person's face during the act of depraved sex.

Petulantpixie snotgobbled his face whilst bringing him to climax.

by magic.hands November 18, 2004

snot gobbler

A insult directed to a person (you believe) to be of lower class or status. Someone for whom perhaps the swallowing of snot is challenging enough occupation alone.

"Get away from my car you snot gobbling little shit bag!"

or as an affectionate term of greeting: "Alright snot gobbler?"

by rojodelosaltos February 11, 2005

snotgrobbler

a person who sneezes violently in public and is unable to find a tissue or appropriate item to wipe away the resulting snot explosion.

help i have snot all down my face and cant find a tissue - i feel like such a snotgrobbler

by kingcharlesanna July 1, 2011

Snotgobble

Rubbish.

That idiot talks a load of snotgobble.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Snobgobbler

(Noun)

1.) A gender-neutral term for Gold Digger.

2.) One who willfully and gleefully stimulates the genitalia of the Rich and Famous with their mouth in hopes of becoming one in the same.

Did you see so and so in that back alley over there? That snobgobbler was saying their ABCs below that person's Beltline so they could score a Mercedes.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 20, 2018