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snotgobbler 

only a snotgobbler like Robert could have promoted so fast.
snotgobbler by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

Snotgobbler 

Someone with the propensity for sucking a person's face during the act of depraved sex.
Petulantpixie snotgobbled his face whilst bringing him to climax.
Snotgobbler by magic.hands November 18, 2004

snot gobbler

A insult directed to a person (you believe) to be of lower class or status. Someone for whom perhaps the swallowing of snot is challenging enough occupation alone.
"Get away from my car you snot gobbling little shit bag!"

or as an affectionate term of greeting: "Alright snot gobbler?"
snot gobbler by rojodelosaltos February 11, 2005

snotgrobbler 

a person who sneezes violently in public and is unable to find a tissue or appropriate item to wipe away the resulting snot explosion.
help i have snot all down my face and cant find a tissue - i feel like such a snotgrobbler

Snotgobble 

That idiot talks a load of snotgobble.
Snotgobble by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Snobgobbler 

(Noun)

1.) A gender-neutral term for Gold Digger.

2.) One who willfully and gleefully stimulates the genitalia of the Rich and Famous with their mouth in hopes of becoming one in the same.
Did you see so and so in that back alley over there? That snobgobbler was saying their ABCs below that person's Beltline so they could score a Mercedes.
Snobgobbler by LoFiNerdyGuy September 20, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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