Snobgobbler 

(Noun)

1.) A gender-neutral term for Gold Digger.

2.) One who willfully and gleefully stimulates the genitalia of the Rich and Famous with their mouth in hopes of becoming one in the same.

Did you see so and so in that back alley over there? That snobgobbler was saying their ABCs below that person's Beltline so they could score a Mercedes.

Snobgobbler by LoFiNerdyGuy September 20, 2018

Snotgobbler 

A small child, from their habit of pickig their noses and eating their snots. Applied to a small child whether they indulge in snot eating or not.

Your brother is bringing his two snotgobblers over this weekend.

Snotgobbler by johnmnz August 12, 2017

knobgobbler 

Someone who performs the act of fellatio (oral sex on a man). A penis can be referred to as a 'knob'

That fuckin' knobgobbler wanted to go down on me!

knobgobbler by Nathan July 20, 2004

nobgobbler

A person who sucks penis, in a deep throat stylee.

He is a real nobgobbler, he'd suck the sweat off of dead mens balls

nobgobbler by chird September 9, 2003

Dr. Nobgobbler 

A professor of phaggotry, with a PhD in sucking dicks. Born under the name Costas Mourselas, his nickname came from his obsession with biting off penises and proceeding to eating them them during practicals whilst in university. His obsession with penises remains the same to this very day.

Despite this he still remains a highly respected individual in his field.

Dr. Nobgobbler was trying to bite my cock off yesterday after the lecture.

Dr. Nobgobbler by tomounitismanassou420 December 1, 2013

knobgobbler 

A man who gobbles on the circumsized end (knob)of another mans schlong while making a gobbling noise like a Thanksgiving turkey

Mmm of love sucking on yer knob billy... gobble-gobble-gobble! I am a good old-fashioned knobgobbler!

knobgobbler by knobgobbler December 31, 2007

snotgrobbler 

a person who sneezes violently in public and is unable to find a tissue or appropriate item to wipe away the resulting snot explosion.

help i have snot all down my face and cant find a tissue - i feel like such a snotgrobbler

snotgrobbler by kingcharlesanna July 1, 2011