Snorse

A sneaky horse that is sexually active with humans

The snorse tried to have sex with sean

Snorse by Springolo April 6, 2010

Snorse

A cross between a snake and a horse first exhibited in Guernsey Channel Islands.

She’s such a snorse!

Snorse by Anonymityx May 17, 2018

Snorse

These fast equestrian cousins are docile, petty, amphibious animals that are a crossbreed between a Snail and a Horse. Capable of increased descent speed downhill through slippery slime secretion in its hooves, this rare animal is often found roaming between ocean land with hormonal tendencies and migration periods up to twice a year where other Snorses horde together to go swimming. The animal drinks up to 18 gallons a day and has a generally overactive metabolism, which helps contribute to its cross-continent wandering.

I rode a 10-hour sprint on my Snorse, Snailer Swift. Where is the water?

Snorse by SnorseZombi March 18, 2024

snorked 

past tense form of the verb “snork” which means to spit a jackfruit seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera (Needless to say, this term doesn’t see a whole lot of foot traffic.)

It was ‘96 when a crazy Aussie from Poowong North, Vic was challenged by his mates to spit a melon seed into a tuba from the balcony of the Metropolitan Opera on his upcoming junket to NYC. After practicing for weeks, spitting into a bucket from a eucalyptus tree, he asked for one allowance. The melon seed didn’t have sufficient heft to go the estimated distance. He was granted the use of a jackfruit seed. He then honed his skill until he had the precision of a sniper, “one shot, one kill”. On the night of the event, he and his wife (referee) took their seats nearest the stage on the third balcony. He sat through Giordano’s “Andrea Chenier” biding his time, waiting for just the right moment to do the deed and slink off into the night without being caught. The moment came at the very end of the performance when the audience cheered in appreciation for the talents of Pavarotti. He hurled that jackfruit seed with all the power he could generate from his manbag and then doubled over in a feigned hacking fit to disguise his action while his wife followed it to its intended target…and bingo! There have been no other “known” attempts. “Snorking” was never used until his triumphant return to Poowong North when one of his mates coined the term while fumbling through a toast in his honor.

Orchestra member: Say, Bob…I noticed that you missed that high note in the last stanza.
Bob: Yeah, I got snorked again.

snorked by goose_on_a_roof October 13, 2022

The Snore-Lax

To take two doses of Tylenol PM, chug a bottle of Ex-Lax, and see how many Pokemon you can catch on your favorite gaming system before you pass out and shit yourself.

"Dude, your mom said you had the worst food poisoning this weekend."

"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"

The Snore-Lax by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

ripped-snorter 

a bodybuilder who uses cocaine

In search of a payphone, Cookie strolled into some sleazy combo bar/weightlifting gym, where she was greeted by crazed-looking ripped-snorters.

ripped-snorter by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 27, 2012

Snorevette 

A term used by Dodge Challenger Demon owners to describe the relatively slow Corvette.

If most car drivers call a Corvette a Snorevette the Vette will quickly blow them away.

Snorevette by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017