Snorse

The snorse tried to have sex with sean
by Springolo April 06, 2010
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A creature that is trapped in the oily depths of Sonic-drive in that has the unfortunate build of the head of a snake and the body of a horse. The creature gives off the stench or mildew when threatened, has dull yellow teeth that look like they're waiting in line to leave its mouth and travels by cube. Due to lack of education (and a few brain cells) the Snorse™ is easily threatened by even the least talented person and will put itself into Survival Mode if it's habitat is invaded by newcomers. Its usual method of attack (other than the horrible stench mentioned earlier) is being as petty as possible. If you can help it, avoiding the Snorse™ is your best option even though it's misfortunes are something that will bring you much laughter.
Kid one; "hey Billy, what happened to your long board?"
Kid two; "the Snorse™ took it after it chased me off its parking lot."
by Lil buddah_ January 11, 2016
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A cross between a snake and a horse first exhibited in Guernsey Channel Islands.
She’s such a snorse!
by Anonymityx March 28, 2018
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These fast equestrian cousins are docile, petty, amphibious animals that are a crossbreed between a Snail and a Horse. Capable of increased descent speed downhill through slippery slime secretion in its hooves, this rare animal is often found roaming between ocean land with hormonal tendencies and migration periods up to twice a year where other Snorses horde together to go swimming. The animal drinks up to 18 gallons a day and has a generally overactive metabolism, which helps contribute to its cross-continent wandering.
I rode a 10-hour sprint on my Snorse, Snailer Swift. Where is the water?
by SnorseZombi March 18, 2024
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