Snorse

These fast equestrian cousins are docile, petty, amphibious animals that are a crossbreed between a Snail and a Horse. Capable of increased descent speed downhill through slippery slime secretion in its hooves, this rare animal is often found roaming between ocean land with hormonal tendencies and migration periods up to twice a year where other Snorses horde together to go swimming. The animal drinks up to 18 gallons a day and has a generally overactive metabolism, which helps contribute to its cross-continent wandering.
I rode a 10-hour sprint on my Snorse, Snailer Swift. Where is the water?
by SnorseZombi March 18, 2024
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