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snorkel snirkel by kali-jupiter June 25, 2018
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Garfield snorkel
When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.
Garfield snorkel by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008
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sneaky snorkel
The act of trying to consume alcohol without detection. Sometimes applies to drinkers under 21, but is more often used to describe an adult who enjoys an alcoholic drink at potentially inappropriate times.
May also be shortened to just "snorkel"
May also be shortened to just "snorkel"
She keeps a small flask in her purse for the occasional sneaky snorkel.
Where's Chris?
I think he's outside having a snorkel.
Where's Chris?
I think he's outside having a snorkel.
sneaky snorkel by rassoodock September 7, 2009
Portland Snorkel
Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.
I was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a Portland Snorkel and I nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.
Portland Snorkel by Snorks March 24, 2007
Butt-Snorkel
V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.
Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."
Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"
Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"
Butt-Snorkel by John Went January 15, 2014
Nose Snorkel
When your down eating a chick out (cunnilingus) and she smashes your face into her pussy, the Nose Snorkel will prevent her gunt from smothering your nose, and allow you to breath.
Nose Snorkel by Knot Chaos January 10, 2012
snorkel mask
snorkel mask by jodem January 13, 2008
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