snorkel snirkel

Something that some people say, and when I say some people I mean me, a sad piece of garbage.

Human: Hey, what are your plans for this weekend?
Me: Snorkel Snirkel
Person: Ew gross

snorkel snirkel by kali-jupiter June 25, 2018

Garfield snorkel 

When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.

"Dude, I gave her the Garfield snorkel last night. My ball sack is so saggy."

Garfield snorkel by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008

sneaky snorkel 

The act of trying to consume alcohol without detection. Sometimes applies to drinkers under 21, but is more often used to describe an adult who enjoys an alcoholic drink at potentially inappropriate times.

May also be shortened to just "snorkel"

She keeps a small flask in her purse for the occasional sneaky snorkel.

Where's Chris?
I think he's outside having a snorkel.

sneaky snorkel by rassoodock September 7, 2009

Portland Snorkel 

Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.

I was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a Portland Snorkel and I nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.

Portland Snorkel by Snorks March 24, 2007

Butt-Snorkel 

V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.

Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."

Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"

Butt-Snorkel by John Went January 15, 2014

Nose Snorkel 

A device used to prevent being suffocated by her gunt.

When your down eating a chick out (cunnilingus) and she smashes your face into her pussy, the Nose Snorkel will prevent her gunt from smothering your nose, and allow you to breath.

Nose Snorkel by Knot Chaos January 10, 2012

snorkel mask 

The act of having your testicles in your partners mouth while they proceed to jerk you off.

I just got the best snorkel mask from Nora last night.

snorkel mask by jodem January 13, 2008