snorkel-dick 

When latinos take a whiz sometimes they expose their snorkel-dicks. Usually they try to hide them. Hint: Don't ever laugh and point at it.

"I giggled at that beaner's snorkel-dick and he had his switchblade at my neck instantly."

snorkel-dick by running out of patience February 23, 2008

Crawfordsville snorkel dick 

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

Crawfordsville snorkel dick by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024

Crawfordsville snorkel dick 

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel

The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.

Crawfordsville snorkel dick by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024

Dick Snorkel

Is when a female is blowing a man; she holds his dick pointed upwards as she places his balls in her mouth. Thus, creating a dick snorkel.

Yo dude, last night my wife was giving me a blow j with goggles on. I told her to hold my dick upwards and to suck on my balls. She was ready yo go swimming, she had on a dick snorkel.

Dick Snorkel by Stankowski November 9, 2017

dick snorkel

Someone that licks balls. When holding the shaft of the penis up to lick balls, it looks like a snorkel.

Me: dude that chick blew me last week.

Friend: no way! Did she dick snorkel you?

dick snorkel by dole September 24, 2013

dick snorkel

Originally from the 94 Radio One freestyle session with the Wu-Tang Clan: dick snorkel is slang for a bong or water pipe.

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"When the joint gets cold the dick snorkel comes out." -- Methodman

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dick snorkel by r.GimP November 27, 2016

Snorkeldick

Originates from Son, Norway, where some freedivers constantly posed naked in public upon applying their wet suits. They were commonly known as Snorkelpikkene, which is the plural form of Snorkeldick in Norwegian.

Look at that Snorkeldick getting ready to dive in.
Look at those Snorkeldicks getting ready to dive in.

Snorkeldick by ShortSwing August 12, 2010