Butt-Snorkel

V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.

Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."

Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"

by John Went January 15, 2014

butt snorkel

a hand-held anal cleansing device, sometimes referred to as a hand-held bidet or Muslim shower.

Every time I try to use the toilet in India, the floor is covered with butt snorkel water.

by Butt Snorkel October 14, 2008

muslim butt snorkel

Where else would you put your snorkel if you wearing goggles over the only opening on your face.

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by Ubar snorkel October 27, 2020

Butt Snorkeling

Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!

Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.

by Therickman December 17, 2003

Butt Snorkeling

The act of being up someone's anus so far, that you need an artificial means of respiration. Brown nosing.

Lyle was butt snorkeling Jim to gain his promotion.

by Chris October 21, 2003

Butt Snorkeler

The act of one's face being so deep in a woman's butt that a snorkel is needed to breathe.

A brand that makes sick clothing (buttsnorkler.com)

I turned into a butt snorkeler after eating Lexi's ass for over 20 minutes.

by The White Kim Jong Un April 26, 2020

Butt Snorkler

When the booty is so good you just gotta dive in.

Damn Gavyn, she got a butt snorkler! I’m about to motorboat!!

by Nunsamo December 4, 2018