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Snoilnet 

The modern day snake oil - bullshit products sold online. Most commonly seen via social media as overly long video adverts promising to teach you the best method to make millions on Amazon or Shopify. That method is almost always the same: sell ebooks or courses that teach people how to make millions on Amazon or Shopify.
Annoying Shitsack: "2 years ago I was in huge debts, now I make millions a month on Amazon, buy my $2000 course to find out how."
Peter: "YouTube, will you please fuck off with these snoilnet adverts."
Snoilnet by Cheesed1ck November 26, 2020
Related Words
snoix snoid snix Snox snoi snoib snoil snoink sonix Snoice
A sex act wherein one partner induces a sneezing fit by snorting pepper and proceed to sneeze on the other partners scrotum.
"She's a freak. Bitch gave me a snoikel and then I came on her ponytail."
snoikel by ShaneCal September 19, 2011
Snoink
Usage : Verb
Definition : To steal, or grab. To take something that wasnt offered.
Hey! Stop snoinking my french fries.
While walking through Sams Club, Sally snoinked every free sample even if it wasnt offered!
snoink by Xander March 6, 2005
A kick-ass nickname for someone who's da bomb. An all-around, genuine, cool person.
Jason: "SNIX!! What's up?"
Lola: "Why do you call me that?"
Jason: "You're a cool chick."
SNIX by jesisdabes October 7, 2012

Film snoir 

A particularly moody or bleak drama or mystery movie that is accentuated by snow.
Fargo, A Simple Plan, Transsiberian, The Ice Storm and The Shining are prime examples of a classic film snoir
Film snoir by super8mm October 29, 2011
Legend says that Sonix was one of three Afghani bois that used to chill with 7 kids from Lester B. Pearson Highschool in calgary, Alberta, Canada. These kids called themselves "Kudu soccer freaks". Sonix was one of three brothers, the other two, Bonix and Zonix, apparently lived the same type of life as Sonix and grew up to be Hardcore Afghani Gangster Kudu Soccer Freaks. The kids from Lester B. Pearson High School say that Sonix was beaten severely by his parents when he was little and he grew up to be an amazing Soccer player. The kids say that NOBODY could beat Sonix in a Soccer game or even a challenge in Juggling. You couldn't kick Sonix' ass, just because EVERYBODY had his back. You just couldn't mess with him. Sonix died sometime in June 2006, which coincidentally happens to be the same year in which the 7 kids graduated from Lester B. Pearson High School. The kids say that his spirit roams the halls of the school in search of one last soccer game.
kudu | August 16th, 2006 at 12:36 am

oh nice kudu soccer freaks

Posted from Canada
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Zonix | August 16th, 2006 at 12:41 am

oye, afghun mafia bro soccer freaks

Posted from Canada
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futbolista | August 16th, 2006 at 12:45 am

yo man u know wot im talkin about man that is ronaldinhos home man dont mess with me okay? im tony montana okay and i love that house man

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ghulam | August 16th, 2006 at 12:52 am

cuzin why am i chilling here bro i thought it was whitehorn station oh shiet im drunk. ghulam ko mess nahi karlayna

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Oye! Sonix kudu mafia bro hai! KUDU SOCCER FREAKS FOR LIFE! PATRIOTS PRIDE!
Sonix by Kudu September 17, 2008