Sonix

Legend says that Sonix was one of three Afghani bois that used to chill with 7 kids from Lester B. Pearson Highschool in calgary, Alberta, Canada. These kids called themselves "Kudu soccer freaks". Sonix was one of three brothers, the other two, Bonix and Zonix, apparently lived the same type of life as Sonix and grew up to be Hardcore Afghani Gangster Kudu Soccer Freaks. The kids from Lester B. Pearson High School say that Sonix was beaten severely by his parents when he was little and he grew up to be an amazing Soccer player. The kids say that NOBODY could beat Sonix in a Soccer game or even a challenge in Juggling. You couldn't kick Sonix' ass, just because EVERYBODY had his back. You just couldn't mess with him. Sonix died sometime in June 2006, which coincidentally happens to be the same year in which the 7 kids graduated from Lester B. Pearson High School. The kids say that his spirit roams the halls of the school in search of one last soccer game.

kudu | August 16th, 2006 at 12:36 am

oh nice kudu soccer freaks

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Zonix | August 16th, 2006 at 12:41 am

oye, afghun mafia bro soccer freaks

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futbolista | August 16th, 2006 at 12:45 am

yo man u know wot im talkin about man that is ronaldinhos home man dont mess with me okay? im tony montana okay and i love that house man

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ghulam | August 16th, 2006 at 12:52 am

cuzin why am i chilling here bro i thought it was whitehorn station oh shiet im drunk. ghulam ko mess nahi karlayna

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Oye! Sonix kudu mafia bro hai! KUDU SOCCER FREAKS FOR LIFE! PATRIOTS PRIDE!

Sonix by Kudu September 17, 2008

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