snock block
If all you've got are year-old Saltines, stale graham crackers and raisin granola bars, you're snock has been blocked. It's a snock block.
snock block by Ae5Ea8 January 5, 2018
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Shock Block
1. The act of emotionally spoiling the content of a TV show, movie, or book for another person, making the other person aware of what emotions they will feel after watching or reading.
2. When someone tells you the ending is "GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND" and then it doesn't because you knew it would.
3. When someone tells you how much they cried after last night's episode of Game of Thrones.
AKA: Emotional Spoiler, Sob Rob, Feel Steal
2. When someone tells you the ending is "GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND" and then it doesn't because you knew it would.
3. When someone tells you how much they cried after last night's episode of Game of Thrones.
AKA: Emotional Spoiler, Sob Rob, Feel Steal
"Awww dude, last night's episode of Grey's had me balling my f*#king eyes out."
"Damn it man, you totally just Shock Blocked me!"
"Damn it man, you totally just Shock Blocked me!"
Shock Block by SSOS February 10, 2015
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Pink Sock Block
When you pink socked your girl’s ass so bad during first time anal she blocks your cock from getting anywhere near her brown button ever again.
I thought Rachel loved anal sex the other night the way she was screaming but tonight I got pink sock blocked so I’m done.
Pink Sock Block by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018
Spock block
(Noun) Any time during which Mr. Spock's infallible logic prevents humans from making poor choices with their inferior intellect.
(Verb) To perform the act described above, which you can only do if you are Mr. Spock, and you are not.
(Adjective, ending in -ed) To be on the receiving end of a Spock block. In many space cultures of the future this is considered the greatest honor a man can receive.
(Verb) To perform the act described above, which you can only do if you are Mr. Spock, and you are not.
(Adjective, ending in -ed) To be on the receiving end of a Spock block. In many space cultures of the future this is considered the greatest honor a man can receive.
When Captain Kirk tries to regain control of the Enterprise in part 1 of "The Menagerie", he is Spock blocked by the Vulcan's clever hacking skills and cannot override the ship's computer.
Spock block by Hungry Like the Worf August 26, 2010
Sock Block
When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)
Husband: You heading out?
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
Sock Block by Sweet Evil March 5, 2011
sock-block
v. when a family member or house mate sees you plan to use the washer, and throws their load in before you can.
ex: Mary is in her room sorting through dirty clothes and forming a pile of things to be washed, meanwhile, Lynnette sees this and puts her laundry in first. Mary finishes sorting her laundry and is furious to find out that she has been sock-blocked.
Mary: WTF
Lynnette: Sorry, I just happened to have to do my laundry...
Mary: But you knew that I have to wash my clothes before my trip tomorrow!
Lynnette: Oops!
Mary: WTF
Lynnette: Sorry, I just happened to have to do my laundry...
Mary: But you knew that I have to wash my clothes before my trip tomorrow!
Lynnette: Oops!
sock-block by countrygal12 July 8, 2009
spock block
whereas captain kirk keeps getting all the green intersteller women and not saving any for his wingman mr spock. (similar to cock blocking except it happens in the future.)
in a bar mr. spock was getting close to sealing the deal with a romulain female when captain kirk beamed in and totally spock blocked him.
spock block by ragnar's vw May 12, 2009