snews

When my dad sits on the couch to watch the news, but what he really wants is a nap.

Dad: I think I'm going to turn on the television and take a snews.

by backtango May 10, 2020

snews

Uneventful daily happenings. Boring enough to sleep through, or snooze.

Q: Hey what's up?

A: Same old snews.

by J-ME SAN January 8, 2009

snew snew

to paricipate in sexual intercourse

lets go make long hard dripping snew snew

by David Borden September 3, 2006

Snew

The past tense of snow.

While you were in Texas it snew in Oklahoma.

by likethehurricane but with a c February 13, 2010

snew

past tense of snow

Fred: OMG it snew in April :O... Hax

by DrizzyDrakeRogers April 7, 2009

snew

what's new, as in what's up or even hows it going?

Person A: Snew?
Person B: Nothing much, snew with you?

by the master of penis puppetry May 20, 2003

Snew

"To Snow" in the past tense. Used by people who dislike the word "snowed."

"Yo, what's all this cold white stuff on the ground??"
"You dumbass, it snew yesterday!"

by THE SNEWER February 3, 2010