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When my dad sits on the couch to watch the news, but what he really wants is a nap.
Dad: I think I'm going to turn on the television and take a snews.
snews by backtango May 10, 2020
Words you can keep
Uneventful daily happenings. Boring enough to sleep through, or snooze.
Q: Hey what's up?

A: Same old snews.
snews by J-ME SAN January 8, 2009
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SnowSnobs 

Ranging in age SnowSnobs are extreme individuals with an obsession for skiing and/or riding.
SnowSnobs are not really snobs at all but rather they appreciate the finer things the outdoors has to offer in Winter. SnowSnobs often have college degrees and can be found working low wage jobs to remain within close proximity to a ski area. Although SnowSnobs may possess the finest equipment in the land don't be fooled. They can be found crashing in vans at the hill or surfing on couches.
SnowSnobs by Butter Stuff May 16, 2013

SneeSnaw 

The noise a donkey makes of course!
A donkey said SNEESNAW.
SneeSnaw by NotJeffM May 30, 2018
A former member of twitch's community. Used to be a great person, nowadays only a shell of a man, lost to the vastness of the universe. He can only mutter a few words that hold no meaning to them.
–Hey remember Sneesi?
–Yeah dude, I think I saw him playing Outer Worlds or something.
Sneesi by signalscopesrcool January 9, 2022

African Snowstorm 

A phrase used to describe participating in sexual intercourse with 2 or more well pigmented chocolate females, then ejaculating all over them until they turn white and look like they were in a snowstorm
Bro 1: Bro I African snowstormed some bitches last night
Bro 2: brooo sick lemme join in and we can double stuff Oreo next time
Bro 1: alright np i will let u know
Bro 2: thanks brotatochip

Snowsketball 

A game invented by Dominic Rosa. The object of the game is to score points, teams can either win, or lose.
Hey, I heard you and some other kids played Snowsketball yesterday.
Yeah. We all thanked Dom Rosa for coming up with it, Snowsketball.
Snowsketball by Carl Rosa December 17, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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