Sneasel

Combining the word snake and weasel to produces the ugliest, ratiest, fakiest, liar that your will ever meet in your entire life or if you believe in that stuff lives.x

p1 :Dang that boy a sneasel.

p2: What you mean?
p1: I mean that he be talking made trash about you behind your back
p2: Dang!

Sneasel by King panter March 30, 2022

sneasel

The best fucking Pokemon ever

"You ever see Sneasel? What a champ that boi is.

sneasel by No Noses March 14, 2019

Sneasel

The unfortunate act of ordering Pizza Hut and expecting it to not give you mad squirts.

Don't let Michael get food for the party, he's gonna sneasel. Have you seen his toilet?

Sneasel by MBYT February 7, 2022

sneavel 

According to geographers worldwide (especially Jürgen Kappdoff, an Austrian geographer), a species of life is believed to survive in the Earth's interior. These somewhat peculiar critters feed on fungi and mosses thought to grow down under. With a long protuberance for a nose, these whimsical mammals survive mostly by sense of smell, moving from one source of food to the next. Jürgen Kappdoff claims his Secondary and Primary wave data is conclusive enough to show there is a life form down there.

Some might say it is too hot, but Herr Kappdoff has answers. He says there are unique cooling vents that are caused by a refrigerator effect under the ocean with water circulating in orbicular patterns. The general idea of this theory is that the warm water gets pushed upwards towards the surface, pushing the cooler water downwards into the Kappdoff vents if they are present. The water then evaporates back up, dramatically cooling the area. The sneavels congregate around these vents. The fungi and mosses also grow in the vicinity of the vents. Kappdoff and his researching team from Vienna University hypothesize the vents reach a maximum depth of 72 miles.

"Ich glaube es gibt Kappdoff vents." - Jürgen Kappdoff

"I think we have made a great scientific breakthrough involving sneavels" - Jürgen Kappdoff

sneavel by Thê Real Gumf May 20, 2009

sleasel 

N. a person who is both sleazy and a weasel, ie. of low moral standards and possessing the tendency to get out of obligations and/or responsibilities.

Not only did he lie about stealing the money, but the spent the money on a hooker! What a sleasel!

sleasel by D. T. January 31, 2008

Smeasel 

One who is both smug and a weasel.

People of this ilk take great pleasure is possessing these characteristics because they are smug weasels.

Jaycob Mullingham Turner III of Chelmsford Chelmsfordshire is the only known living example of a Smeasel.

'That guy Jake has such and smug face and the personality of a weasel'

'Yeh, that's why they call him Smeasel'

Smeasel by Wickery January 16, 2014

Snease

The feeling of an approaching sneeze, but having no release

I was excited for my oncming sneeze, but was let down, as it was only a snease.

Snease by Sad Farts June 18, 2016