snerking

when someone is jacking off.. another word for masturbation

Dude!! Mitch is snerking to the internet porn again!

by Ha dizzle wizzle December 18, 2005

Sneaking out like a sneaker

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.

L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

by Ace the simp April 23, 2023

Snorking

Synonym for kissing / making out

"Amy and I may have been in there... Snorking"

by Smooshingbooties November 1, 2017

Sneaking it in

Technique used if a girl lets you finger her in the ass, but won't let you have anal sex with her. Most effective when you can tell that she is curious to try it and turned on by her own naughty thoughts, but scared that it will hurt. Sneaking it in occurs after you have successfully put one, then two fingers in her ass. This is when you quickly make the switch, pulling the two fingers out of her ass and sneaking your cock in there instead without her noticing the switch until its too late. This is when she will most likely just accept that she has a cock in her ass and just keep taking it.

Last night I ended up sneaking it in on this chick, and she took it like a champ after the instant realization that she was no longer an anal virgin.

by Quagmire_G December 12, 2009

sneaking wind

A term for the artful practice of quietly farting.

In order to stay under the flatulence radar, he was always sneaking wind!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

smerking

Crying whilst Masturbating

I had a real smerking moment last night... Was wanking over my ex whilst crying that she finished with me

by AndyDonut1 October 7, 2013

sneaking out

When young girls text eachother plans at 12 in the morning for 12 at night. Sliding glass doors, Windows, Screens and doors slide quietly open as the girls; cell phones on silent, flip flops in hand, quietly tip toe out of their house. Once outside a simple 'im out' or 'where are you' is received from fellow sneakers and they are good to go!

"Wanna Sneak out tonight."
"Sure i hear theirs a party in the cuts"
"Ok ill call you when im sneaking out and we can go together'
"Cool ill go take off my screen right now"
"See you tonight!"

by Hannah Levine January 28, 2008