smerking
I had a real smerking moment last night... Was wanking over my ex whilst crying that she finished with me
smerking by AndyDonut1 October 7, 2013
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smirking chimp
The current occupant of the White House.
Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.
smirking chimp by jesster79 March 5, 2005
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smerking • sherking • Smorking • SLERKING • smeeking • smerting • smirking chimp • Smirking off • Sterking • Sherking off
smirking chimp
A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.
smirking chimp by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004
smeeking
Smeeking is the act of creeping around with the intention of being nosey or catching someone out, suddenly apprearing causing suprise.
e.g. - My boss was "smeeking" around the office looking for people not working
e.g. - My boss was "smeeking" around the office looking for people not working
smeeking by The Word Avenger March 27, 2008
SLERKING
(v) When in DEEP REM sleep yet carrying out inappropriate dreamlike actions of masturbation, also known as SLERKING or "Sleeping and Jerking OFF at the same time" = Slerking.
While at the supermarket Joe decided to take a quick cat nap in the corner of the store and got caught red handed Slerking as the cashier called the cops.
SLERKING by lokopanocho December 3, 2010
Smorking
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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