I had a real smerking moment last night... Was wanking over my ex whilst crying that she finished with me
by AndyDonut1 October 7, 2013
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Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.
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A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.
by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004
Get the smirking chimp mug.Smeeking is the act of creeping around with the intention of being nosey or catching someone out, suddenly apprearing causing suprise.
e.g. - My boss was "smeeking" around the office looking for people not working
e.g. - My boss was "smeeking" around the office looking for people not working
by The Word Avenger March 27, 2008
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by Kookye June 27, 2007
Get the Sherking mug.(v) When in DEEP REM sleep yet carrying out inappropriate dreamlike actions of masturbation, also known as SLERKING or "Sleeping and Jerking OFF at the same time" = Slerking.
While at the supermarket Joe decided to take a quick cat nap in the corner of the store and got caught red handed Slerking as the cashier called the cops.
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