smerking 

Crying whilst Masturbating

I had a real smerking moment last night... Was wanking over my ex whilst crying that she finished with me

smerking by AndyDonut1 October 7, 2013

smirking chimp

The current occupant of the White House.

Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.

smirking chimp by jesster79 March 5, 2005

smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.

"That smirking chimp in the White House..."

smirking chimp by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004

smeeking 

To advance cuntily -

Smeeking is the act of creeping around with the intention of being nosey or catching someone out, suddenly apprearing causing suprise.

e.g. - My boss was "smeeking" around the office looking for people not working

smeeking by The Word Avenger March 27, 2008

Sherking 

The act of sitting around (normally at work) wasting time and not doing the duties you have been assigned. also could be used as a to Sherk = to do nothing when you should be working.

Hey, you been busy today?
Dude, i was sherking big time!

Im gonna sherk all day today!

Sherking by Kookye June 27, 2007

SLERKING 

(v) When in DEEP REM sleep yet carrying out inappropriate dreamlike actions of masturbation, also known as SLERKING or "Sleeping and Jerking OFF at the same time" = Slerking.

While at the supermarket Joe decided to take a quick cat nap in the corner of the store and got caught red handed Slerking as the cashier called the cops.

SLERKING by lokopanocho December 3, 2010

Smorking 

To snort and smoke a substance.

I caught her smorking in the bathroom at Burger King.

Smorking by runforestrun July 7, 2010