snerfing 

The act of farting in a tub of water or a pool, and then eating the bubbles.

I heard Jim likes to do some snerfing in the tub. . that odd motherfucker.

snerfing by CHEEZITJEzUs May 6, 2013

snerfing 

being sad... coming from being as blue as a snerf

My boyfriend broke up with me. I'm so snerfing

snerfing by shosho2 September 28, 2009

snerfing 

the act of people kissing while simultaneously stuffed up

jack and jill are allergic to ragweed but they still are always snerfing each other.

snerfing by lwarnos October 21, 2008

serfing

Pretending to work. Covertly engaging in fun activities instead of work, but still appearing as a motivated employee.

Three reasons for the origin of this word:
1) A serf was a form of slave required to work a master's land. Lower-level employees in a modern business can also feel like slaves.
2) Surfing the internet is a common activity undertaken instead of working
3) Surfer culture is traditionally laid back and does not value working

Friend: Were you busy at work today?
Office Worker: Nah, I was serfing all day.

serfing by The Serfer December 5, 2013

snurfing 

Snow surfing. The precursor to snowboarding. Snurfers were first sold in retail stores in 1965.

Good snow day, let's head to the hill and go snurfing.

snurfing by Tiggerjeff February 15, 2010

snurfing 

To be surfing the internet while talking on the phone, as definied by Comcast high speed internet.

"She hung up on me after she found out I was snurfing."

snurfing by mocha nut September 1, 2007

Snurfing 

The act of sniffing a patron behind the ear without their knowledge or consent. Often acted out as a team where one person, the "Surfer" will perform the act while the other attempts to take photos at the precise moment the victim realizes someone is inappropriately crossing their personal boundary. The act of snurfing is best performed at large social gatherings or bars, where serial snurfing may occur ad nauseum without the group as a whole becoming aware of the act. Photos become great tools for jesting and cyber bullying in modern social networks.

"lets go snurfing," "Check out these great Snurf pics," or "I just punched that creepy guy over there when he snurfed me unexpectedly"

Snurfing by Picklepc June 27, 2012