sneemen

Involuntary expulsion of male ejaculate out the nose, occuring during fellatio, as if the woman is sneezing semen.

When I blew my monster load in her mouth, she accidentally sneemened all over the place.

by DaytonaDude October 3, 2011

sneemen

The end result of semen that has passed through the nasal cavity.

"After giving much head, Alexa couldn't figure out how to get the sneemen stain out of her shirt."

by Minkis December 16, 2007

sweemen

eating pineapple can make semen taste sweet.

*this is a cross between "sweet" and "semen" when pineapples have been consumed to possibly perform in sexual acts later.

guy 1: hey dude, my girl don't swallow.

guy 2: foo, she's picky. give her some sweemen.

guy 1: what?

guy 2: just eat pineapples and tell her it'll taste like a l-l-l-l-lollipop.

by uniquelytalentedkid March 8, 2011

sneekend

successful execution of a covert day off.

Ferris Bueller pulled off a great sneekend.

I'm going to try to pull a sneekend next Tuesday.

by initech_cmart October 16, 2010

sneezen't

The feeling when you're about to sneeze, but don't.

-Bro, why did you stoped talking so suddenly?
-I just had a sneezen't...

by Koda0903 November 30, 2018

seemen

When you "SEE MEN"

Elton John makes me seemen

by fartbutt2x July 1, 2004

sneezens

when you have allergies during every season of the year

Kyle And Dylan had sneezens all year long

by raisinpusher January 18, 2008