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The end result of semen that has passed through the nasal cavity.
"After giving much head, Alexa couldn't figure out how to get the sneemen stain out of her shirt."
sneemen by Minkis December 16, 2007
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eating pineapple can make semen taste sweet.

*this is a cross between "sweet" and "semen" when pineapples have been consumed to possibly perform in sexual acts later.
guy 1: hey dude, my girl don't swallow.

guy 2: foo, she's picky. give her some sweemen.

guy 1: what?

guy 2: just eat pineapples and tell her it'll taste like a l-l-l-l-lollipop.
sweemen by uniquelytalentedkid March 8, 2011

sneekend 

Ferris Bueller pulled off a great sneekend.

I'm going to try to pull a sneekend next Tuesday.
sneekend by initech_cmart October 16, 2010

sneezen't 

The feeling when you're about to sneeze, but don't.
-Bro, why did you stoped talking so suddenly?
-I just had a sneezen't...
sneezen't by Koda0903 November 30, 2018
Elton John makes me seemen
seemen by fartbutt2x July 1, 2004
when you have allergies during every season of the year
Kyle And Dylan had sneezens all year long
sneezens by raisinpusher January 18, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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