Skip to main content

Don't sneeze, squeeze.

Shooting drugs into your veins, intraveniously, rather than chopping it up and sniffing it / putting it up your nose.
That shit'll eat away your nasal cavity- Don't sneeze, squeeze.

sneeze tease 

The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.
I thought I was going to sneeze during my presentation, but luckily, it was only a sneeze tease.
sneeze tease by Patio furniture March 14, 2006

sneezer-tweezer

a coolidiculous term for a person who sneezes very loudly, and somewhat too much, despite the fact that they have no known medical allergies.
my dad is a sneezer-tweezer; i like to make fun of him for that reason.

sneeze tease 

An incomplete sneeze that leaves the would-be sneezer with a feeling of frustrating non-consummation (as sneezing activates the same parts of the brain as an orgasm). Also: A person who talks a potential sneezer out of the completion of a sneeze.
As a sneeze tease, she took pleasure in coaxing her friends out of their impending sneezes: "It's OK, look at me, you can do it, you don't have to sneeze..." (Try it, it works.)
sneeze tease by Livvie January 23, 2007

sneeze the bowl 

a very runny shit that splatters the whole inside of the toilet and sticks to the sides.
It takes 4 flushes to rinse out the toilet after i sneeze the bowl.
sneeze the bowl by cholo carwash February 23, 2011

Sneeze-tipated 

You know those times when you really really have to sneeze but it just won't work?
Yeah?
That's when you're sneeze-tipated.
Sneeze-tipated by watermelongirl August 16, 2009