sweemen

eating pineapple can make semen taste sweet.

*this is a cross between "sweet" and "semen" when pineapples have been consumed to possibly perform in sexual acts later.
guy 1: hey dude, my girl don't swallow.

guy 2: foo, she's picky. give her some sweemen.

guy 1: what?

guy 2: just eat pineapples and tell her it'll taste like a l-l-l-l-lollipop.
by uniquelytalentedkid February 21, 2011
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dick'er

1. the act of giving a woman a good fuck when she needs it.

2. when a guy admits he would have sex with a girl.
example 1-

guy 1: dude, my girl has been acting like a real bitch lately.
guy 2: you just need to dick'er good. she needs a bomb fuck.

example2-
damn, that chick over there... i would totally dick'er.
by uniquelytalentedkid March 13, 2011
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