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semenosis 

A foul odor caused by swallowing semen combined with poor oral hygiene immediately after giving a successful blow job.
In order to prevent semenosis, brush, floss and rinse with Listerene.
semenosis by Fresita74 July 5, 2018
People who work in a observitory
There are of seemens in the astronomy sector.
Seemens by Real balls April 21, 2021

Sementos 

Sementos is a friend group based in the Philippines, just like the Hype House but way cooler and flavored. They talk about anime, music, current events, tiktok, and many more. Originally named ROBLOOOXXXXXX, it was renamed to Sementos during mid quarantine of 2020. Sementos is the best and greatest friend group you will ever find.
Sementos is so Awesome!
I wish I could be part of Sementos, I'm lowkey jelly.
Sementos by Jeeko Huwon January 10, 2021

Suements 

Multiple times getting Sued
"Traivs Scott has lots of Suements"
Suements by El Monsanto November 10, 2021

segements 

A typo version of "segments" mispelled by the streamer DarkViperAU
Hello chat we are doing Segements Trevor%
segements by notlazerlmao January 11, 2022

segments 

A phrase which when uttered, allows the speaker a portion of an item which has just been present or the speaker has been made aware of. Segments describes a segment of an item which must be consumed by the speaker. The portion is decided by the owner of the item.
*Johnny pulls out a packet of gum*
Albert: Segments.
*Johnny gives Albert half a gum, Albert immediately eats it*

*Harry mentions he has a new blanket*
Jamel: Segments.
*Jamel receives a 2ftX2ft cut out piece of Harry's blanket which he must now eat*
segments by Fedelaus March 30, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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