sneeding

the act of shitting ones self while talking to someone

I can't believe this dumbass was sneeding himself right in front of me

sneeding by Roostercc800 November 5, 2012

Sneezing Tourettes 

The shouting of expletives or profanity whilst sneezing.

My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.

Sneezing Tourettes by ASUcrew January 29, 2012

Freedom Speeding 

The act of speeding just after escaping from an area of dense traffic. Flooring it after you pass the car in front of you often leading to speeding tickets or warnings.

"Jim got pulled over yesterday for freedom speeding on the freeway."

"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."

Freedom Speeding by KurachiSauce September 25, 2011

Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.

Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

Sneering Imperialist by ComradWinston January 16, 2015

Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.

(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

Speeding Like a Plum by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009

Sneezing Bronco 

While hitting it doggy style, you grab onto her hip with one hand and toss a dusting of pepper toward her face with the other. Hold your pepper hand in the air like a bronc rider, and prepare for the ride-- her sneezing fit will make her box repeatedly clench around your dick and release until she clears the pepper. Her natural reaction will be to pull away as she squeezes, so hang on!

"Otto, did you go home alone last night?"

"No, I pulled the sneezing bronco on my co-worker...rode her for 10 seconds"

Sneezing Bronco by Lee P April 11, 2008