Sneeling 

When one gets thrice rejected, then agrees to eat the girl out, only to be reciprocated the next morning by an underwhelming, three-second, over the pants hand job of utter pity.

"Why was Seth late for practice?"

"Dude, he was sneeling again!"

"Oh, that galling fetus..."

Sneeling by Squash chief7 November 9, 2014

Sneeling 

Being annoying in a conversation that is exaggerated or unrelated

Kate: "How dare you steal my sandhwich-"

Mark: "that's so unrelated dude. I did that 3 years ago.."

Ellie: "Yeah, stop sneeling Kate....!"

Sneeling by Minniecam December 15, 2024

Sneezing Tourettes 

The shouting of expletives or profanity whilst sneezing.

My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.

Sneezing Tourettes by ASUcrew January 29, 2012

Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.

Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

Sneering Imperialist by ComradWinston January 16, 2015

sneetling 

When your voice goes all squeaky while you breathe in and out heavily because of how hard you are laughing.

Reona: I'm sneetling so hard right now
Person: What the fuck is a sneetle
Reona: Who doesn't know what sneetling is, it's literally 2023...

sneetling by reona January 29, 2023

Sneezing Bronco 

While hitting it doggy style, you grab onto her hip with one hand and toss a dusting of pepper toward her face with the other. Hold your pepper hand in the air like a bronc rider, and prepare for the ride-- her sneezing fit will make her box repeatedly clench around your dick and release until she clears the pepper. Her natural reaction will be to pull away as she squeezes, so hang on!

"Otto, did you go home alone last night?"

"No, I pulled the sneezing bronco on my co-worker...rode her for 10 seconds"

Sneezing Bronco by Lee P April 11, 2008