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snatchfart 

The action that involves one person placing their anus up to the vagina of another person and farts directly into the cervix.
Bill gave Susan a snatchfart. She unfortunately got an infection afterwards and had to take medication for a month.
snatchfart by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

Snatcheteria 

A location full of hot, horny women ready to give up that poon to every pussy craving male in the house.
Check out this party full of hotties broooohhhh!

Yea braaaaahhh!!! It's a snatcheteria.
Snatcheteria by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016

snatchlasticity 

The tightness of a woman's vagina. Various factors can effect snachlasticity, including but not limited to having a baby, being with a well-hung partner, and being a slut.
Sharon had a C-section in order to avoid loss of snatchlasticity.

snatchassty 

1. the state of a vagina which has been recently tainted by a less fortunate bowel movement.
2. the condition of the crotch of a female that feels more than simply "not so fresh"
3. a case of monkey butt in females that surpasses the definition of baboon ass.
4. Anything that can be described to be as disgusting as a foul snatch.
5. A woman whose vaginal health or cleanliness is questionable.
That hooker looks pretty snatchassty!, Ugh, I have had the runs all day. I feel pretty snatchassty.
snatchassty by imaluma December 3, 2010

Snatchist 

One who discriminates against certain distinguishable morphological or physiological traits of a snatch (i.e. size, shape, color, smell)
"Hi I'm Scott W**da and I don't like your albino snatch" I'm a snatchist
Snatchist by RizzlBizzl December 6, 2012

Snatchtastic 

Proper Noun:

(Snat-ch-taz-tik)

A Game played with 2 or more men, overseen by a female 'Snatch Adjudicator'. Whereby the purpose of the game is to identify '7s' or above within a given time limit. Truly experienced players use a more complex ruleset which is kept secret.
How a game of Snatchtastic should be played-

One of two guys- "I call SNATCH!"
Snatchjudge- "Yeh, she's an 8"
Second of two guys, "Oh dear, I appear to have lost this round!"
Snatchtastic by CozzyWestside July 28, 2010