snatchpaste 

1.the pasty residue on a dirty vagina.

2. a jerk

1. "i was drunk as shit and about 5 seconds into eating Jenny out i realized i had a mouthfull of snatchpaste and threw up on her stomach."

2. Guy1: the new coldplay album is going to rule, that guy is a genius.
Guy2: whatever, snatchpaste

snatchpaste by temple tattoo April 8, 2010

Snatchpatch 

pubic hair, particularly emphasizing revelation of color.

"Was she a real blonde?"
"No."
"How could you tell?"
"Her snatchpatch told she was a brunette in disguise."

Snatchpatch by Zane327 October 14, 2009

snatchpaper

When going down on a girl that used to shave, but hasn't in a few days, the stubble becomes 'snatchpaper' and hurts the tongue.

Naomi had badddd snatchpaper, I swear I cut my tongue.

snatchpaper by AndySucks December 13, 2005

snatchlasticity 

The tightness of a woman's vagina. Various factors can effect snachlasticity, including but not limited to having a baby, being with a well-hung partner, and being a slut.

Sharon had a C-section in order to avoid loss of snatchlasticity.

snatchlasticity by Rodger Jordan March 30, 2006

Snatchtastic 

Proper Noun:

(Snat-ch-taz-tik)

A Game played with 2 or more men, overseen by a female 'Snatch Adjudicator'. Whereby the purpose of the game is to identify '7s' or above within a given time limit. Truly experienced players use a more complex ruleset which is kept secret.

How a game of Snatchtastic should be played-

One of two guys- "I call SNATCH!"
Snatchjudge- "Yeh, she's an 8"
Second of two guys, "Oh dear, I appear to have lost this round!"

Snatchtastic by CozzyWestside July 28, 2010

snatchlasticity 

Elasticity of the vagina. A portmanteau of snatch and "elasticity."

"More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity" -- Fark.com headline, 30 March 2006.

snatchlasticity by Nutrimat April 20, 2006

Snatch Paste 

The nasty gunk in the inside folds or labia of a girl's vagina. Also, a nasty or unclean girl's vagina that has dried up toilet paper, or various other detritus stuck in folds.

Dave: Hey, Marc. So did you finally get to go down on Jill?
Marc: Yeah dude, but that skank was dirty.
Dave: Why's that?
Marc: I wasn't about to eat her snatch paste.

Snatch Paste by AveryM89 May 29, 2010