Definitions by Jetta101

Snarkilepsy 

Noun. A neurological disorder marked by sudden, recurrent, and uncontrollable episodes of sharply critical, cutting, or snide commentary.

Pay no attention to her, its her snarkilepsy that makes her say such things.

Snarkilepsy by Jetta101 December 5, 2015

Snarkileptic 

A person who suffers from {Snarkilepsy}-a {neurological} {disorder} marked by sudden, recurrent, and uncontrollable episodes of sharply critical, cutting, or snide commentary.

Mary, a lifelong snarkileptic, couldn't refrain from telling the alopecia sufferer, "nice haircut."

Snarkileptic by Jetta101 December 5, 2015

Post-Haste Post 

The act of posting an image or text too quickly onto social media before it has been properly edited, resulting in errors such as misspellings, poor grammar, or improper abbreviations which can lead to feelings of remorse or regret in the person making the post.

Mary regretted her Post-Haste Post to Facebook of her husband Morty pictured at their 20th anniversary party with him holding a can of Coke in one hand and a piece of cake in the other which she inadvertently captioned, "Everything goes better with Cock"!

Post-Haste Post by Jetta101 February 28, 2014