ajuk's definitions

Pebleism

Someone who suffers from Pebleism refuses to account for real world human behaviour in the setting or rules or generally what's to be expected of other people.

There's no point trying to convince him, he chronically suffers from pebleism.

by ajuk April 25, 2022

Gorilla in the Mirror Syndrome

Gorilla in the Mirror Syndrome or GOMS is when try and have a serious argument with someone, but they don't fully understand the reason for the position or assume you're position is different to what it actually is and think you're position is just selfish, vindictive or evil and carry on arguing with you based what they think you're position is rather than what it actually is. Quickly dismissing every point you, no matter how carefully it's done.

An example is Cathy Newman when interviewing Jordan Perterson.

Taken from the theory that Gorillas probably are self-aware like the other great apes, however when a Gorilla is shown a mirror it will just continuously attack it before it has a chance to realise what its actually looking at.

She's not listening to you, she has Gorilla in the mirror syndrome.

by ajuk April 26, 2020

Arniesploitation

A group of action films from the early '80s to the early '90s that either feature Arnold Schwarzenegger or other stereotypical tough guy actors.

Did you see Under Siege, I think it's an Arniesploitation film.

by ajuk July 15, 2018

80's

An erroneous way of referring to the '80s.

Shows an unwillingness to learn how to properly use apostrophes.

I was born in the 80's, no you were born in the '80s dipshit.

by ajuk July 26, 2014

stealth parody

A Stealth Parody is parody that comes across and purports itself to be the the real thing, often the proprietors of a self parody website or group will flat out deny that they are in fact a parody.

Stealth Parodies are often created by people with completely opposite views that the alleged parody contains, and the parody has been created to discredit the group that holds the opposing views. Organizations such as Conservapedia and the Flat Earth Society are often.

The world is flat? You don't really believe that you're just a troll stealth parody.

by ajuk March 25, 2010

He're

Short for 'Here you are'.

He're sir.

by ajuk March 21, 2010

St Paul's

A suburb of Bristol, although it's right next to the center it is not the sort of place you would want to go at night, it houses many ethnic minorities mainly black, but also Chinese as well as some white people.

I was at Portland Square St Paul's the other day looking for a prostitute.

by ajuk March 10, 2010