ajuk's definitions

Sarcolepsy

n

A disorder that causes someone to come out with random, uncalled for or inappropriate out bursts of sarcasm.

Sarcoleptic's often get jobs in tabloid journalism often introducing sarcasm into blatantly obtuse or ignorant rantings.

Person A "Hi is this the Meeting"
Person B "No we're here for the circle jerk"
Person C "Sorry about him he has Sarcolepsy, of the ass"

by ajuk November 27, 2009

Arniesploitation

A group of action films from the early '80s to the early '90s that either feature Arnold Schwarzenegger or other stereotypical tough guy actors.

Did you see Under Siege, I think it's an Arniesploitation film.

by ajuk July 15, 2018

Pebleism

Someone who suffers from Pebleism refuses to account for real world human behaviour in the setting or rules or generally what's to be expected of other people.

There's no point trying to convince him, he chronically suffers from pebleism.

by ajuk April 25, 2022

He're

Short for 'Here you are'.

He're sir.

by ajuk March 21, 2010

L'OL

Short for laughed out loud, the apostrophe differentiates it from LOL (laugh out loud). Often LOLed is written to mean this but you can't laugh out louded.

Should I be ashamed that I L'OL at that?

by ajuk March 5, 2010

80's

An erroneous way of referring to the '80s.

Shows an unwillingness to learn how to properly use apostrophes.

I was born in the 80's, no you were born in the '80s dipshit.

by ajuk July 26, 2014

Jailbait

A Young girl close to the age of consent (typically aged 13-16 but more commonly 14-16) who either looks like she is over the age of consent and/or actively seeks men over the age of consent.

Stay away from her she is jailbait!

by ajuk December 8, 2007