ajuk's definitions

Jailbait

A Young girl close to the age of consent (typically aged 13-16 but more commonly 14-16) who either looks like she is over the age of consent and/or actively seeks men over the age of consent.

Stay away from her she is jailbait!

by ajuk December 8, 2007

NOMFB

Acronym - None of my fucking business.

Listen to me its NOMFB I don't want to know OK.

by ajuk July 2, 2009

Pebleism

Someone who suffers from Pebleism refuses to account for real world human behaviour in the setting or rules or generally what's to be expected of other people.

There's no point trying to convince him, he chronically suffers from pebleism.

by ajuk April 25, 2022

St Paul's

A suburb of Bristol, although it's right next to the center it is not the sort of place you would want to go at night, it houses many ethnic minorities mainly black, but also Chinese as well as some white people.

I was at Portland Square St Paul's the other day looking for a prostitute.

by ajuk March 10, 2010

Leamington Spa

Leamington Spa is a wealthy town in Warwickshire, it has more high street shops and amenities than an average town of it's size because it has a wealthy population, also it adjoins Warwick and Whitnash to form a much bigger conurbation, and neither of those towns have much in their centres, so all the shops and most of the night-life is in Leamington. Many of the amenities lie on the border between Leam and Warwick. The river Leam runs through the town and near constant parks run along it, Leam is also what local people like to call Leamington for short.

I got lost in Leamington Spa.

by ajuk November 22, 2009

L'OL

Short for laughed out loud, the apostrophe differentiates it from LOL (laugh out loud). Often LOLed is written to mean this but you can't laugh out louded.

Should I be ashamed that I L'OL at that?

by ajuk March 5, 2010

Sarcolepsy

n

A disorder that causes someone to come out with random, uncalled for or inappropriate out bursts of sarcasm.

Sarcoleptic's often get jobs in tabloid journalism often introducing sarcasm into blatantly obtuse or ignorant rantings.

Person A "Hi is this the Meeting"
Person B "No we're here for the circle jerk"
Person C "Sorry about him he has Sarcolepsy, of the ass"

by ajuk November 27, 2009