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Snapshit 

A disappearing message of one's own poo, usually sent at a strategic time, such as before a job interview or on a birthday.
I sent my sister a snapshit early this morning to start her day off right.
Snapshit by Poopoopranker1 May 21, 2013

snapshit 

A photograph lacking in artistic merit. The term implies that the photograph at the level of a typical shitty snapshot. Used especially for photos which are claimed to exhibit talent but actually display none. Sometimes used in a self-deprecating manner to refer to one's own photographs.
LOL that guy thinks he's an artist, but his photos are just snapshits.
snapshit by Mr Fnord January 2, 2011

Snapshitting

The act of taking photos of yourself while taking a shit and sending said photos to others.
"Man, I'm tired of Justin snapshitting me."
Snapshitting by nametaken1986 November 9, 2013

Snapwhipped 

When an individual only snapchats their significant other and leaves everyone else on opened.
Boy 1: Why do you always leave me on open but you always reply to your girlfriend?

Boy 2: I don't know I'm just not good at snapchat.

Boy 1: Nah, you're snapwhipped.
Snapwhipped by Shape Expert February 12, 2018

Snapshits 

A poorly shot or framed photograph that will get a negative reaction every time it is shown to a person. Sometimes a snapshit can be so bad that it will cause the viewers eyes to melt or their hair to spontaniously catch fire.
It has recently been disputed that the Nazi's used snapshits in their bombing of britain.
"I've seen some bad photographs, but this is definitely a snapshit to remember"

"Bomb zem with ze SNAPSHITS!!" - Hitler
Snapshits by Lady Bob July 12, 2007

Snapshit 

When you take a snapchat photo, but you look like absolute shit. But you send it anyways.
Corey: Yeah, I was snapping Watilda last night and she sent me a face where she looks silly.
Noland: Sounds like Watilda sent a snapshit.
Snapshit by Katiekat1475 October 21, 2015