snapship

any sort of relationship (friendly, romantic, lustful) that takes place 100% via Snapchat

jason: bro dawg, you finna meet up with her in person?

joey: idk man, right now we're in a snapship... i'm kinda liking the non-face-to-face and sexting-only communication

jason: church

by uhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuhhhh December 29, 2013

Snapshit

A disappearing message of one's own poo, usually sent at a strategic time, such as before a job interview or on a birthday.

I sent my sister a snapshit early this morning to start her day off right.

by Poopoopranker1 May 21, 2013

snapshit

A photograph lacking in artistic merit. The term implies that the photograph at the level of a typical shitty snapshot. Used especially for photos which are claimed to exhibit talent but actually display none. Sometimes used in a self-deprecating manner to refer to one's own photographs.

LOL that guy thinks he's an artist, but his photos are just snapshits.

by Mr Fnord January 2, 2011

Snapshitting

The act of taking photos of yourself while taking a shit and sending said photos to others.

"Man, I'm tired of Justin snapshitting me."

by nametaken1986 November 9, 2013

Snapwhipped

When an individual only snapchats their significant other and leaves everyone else on opened.

Boy 1: Why do you always leave me on open but you always reply to your girlfriend?

Boy 2: I don't know I'm just not good at snapchat.

Boy 1: Nah, you're snapwhipped.

by Shape Expert February 12, 2018

Snapshits

A poorly shot or framed photograph that will get a negative reaction every time it is shown to a person. Sometimes a snapshit can be so bad that it will cause the viewers eyes to melt or their hair to spontaniously catch fire.
It has recently been disputed that the Nazi's used snapshits in their bombing of britain.

"I've seen some bad photographs, but this is definitely a snapshit to remember"

"Bomb zem with ze SNAPSHITS!!" - Hitler

by Lady Bob July 12, 2007

Snapshit

When you take a snapchat photo, but you look like absolute shit. But you send it anyways.

Corey: Yeah, I was snapping Watilda last night and she sent me a face where she looks silly.
Noland: Sounds like Watilda sent a snapshit.

by Katiekat1475 October 21, 2015