Snapshitting

The act of taking photos of yourself while taking a shit and sending said photos to others.

"Man, I'm tired of Justin snapshitting me."

Snapshitting by nametaken1986 November 9, 2013

Snapshitting

The act of taking a selfie for snapchat whilst in the midst of taking a shit.

John: (shitting whilst on snapchat)

Richard: (recieves snap) John, are you snapshitting again?

Snapshitting by Iainator May 22, 2014

snapchatting 

The verb form of using the application Snapchat.

Person 1: "Stop taking selfies! Don't you have enough pictures of yourself?"
Person 2: "I'm not, I'm snapchatting!"
Person 1: "Ohhh okay, carry on."

snapchatting by KaoruTsukino December 20, 2014

snapshatting 

When someone sends a snapchat of their poop. Usually a rather large poop or terd.

My friend is snapshatting me right now, boy does that look like it hurt.

snapshatting by Mooka007 December 7, 2012

sharpshitting 

a sporting event which takes place after a large meal

a small group of competitors salvage a toilet, either from personal belongings or from any appliance store

the toilet is then placed in a determined location, whether it be indoors or outdoors (it is allowed to already be installed in a bathroom)

objective:

-shit to earn the most points in a single attempt with a judge panel

rules:

- the competitor may shit from any location, as long as all of the shit lands in the toilet (the inside-walls of the toilet count) (the shit does not need to hit the water, if any)
- no items may be used to aid in the acceleration of the shit, unless it is providing height alone
- tricks such as jumps or spins can add to the score of the shit, but will be scored by the judges out of 100
- height is measured in inches, and for every inch you are vertically from the toilet's mouth you receive 1 point
- distance is also measured in inches, and for every inch you are horizontally from the toilets mouth you receive 5 points
- if you choose to have the seat down, you receive an extra 50 points
- the contestants may have three attempts in a time limit of 10 minutes once the contestant's time has started, if they are able to do so
- the size of the shit grants 10 points per whole golf ball the shit is in length (diameter of one golf ball), although it must be larger than 1 golf ball in mass
- the winner is determined by the most amount of points received in one attempt

Joe: "Is Billy alright?"

Tom: "Nah, he's been crying in his room for hours."

Joe: "Why, what happened?"

Tom: "His mom beat him in sharpshitting."

Joe: "Damn, that's rough."

sharpshitting by TheReal Carl Brutananadilewski August 31, 2013

Snapshatting 

Snap chatting a friend while on the toilet, promptly taking a warm shit

*Joe sends Erica a snapshat, thus snapshatting"

Joe: you look like the thing coming out of my ass

Snapshatting by mr know it all238374 February 12, 2014

stopshittingyourself

Your wife shits herself and yiu can,smell it from the living room.

Wife thinks its a fart then shits then you yell "stopshittingyourself"

stopshittingyourself by Babygirl11039 June 6, 2020