Snapshit

A disappearing message of one's own poo, usually sent at a strategic time, such as before a job interview or on a birthday.

I sent my sister a snapshit early this morning to start her day off right.

by Poopoopranker1 May 21, 2013

snapshit

A photograph lacking in artistic merit. The term implies that the photograph at the level of a typical shitty snapshot. Used especially for photos which are claimed to exhibit talent but actually display none. Sometimes used in a self-deprecating manner to refer to one's own photographs.

LOL that guy thinks he's an artist, but his photos are just snapshits.

by Mr Fnord January 2, 2011

Snapshit

When you take a snapchat photo, but you look like absolute shit. But you send it anyways.

Corey: Yeah, I was snapping Watilda last night and she sent me a face where she looks silly.
Noland: Sounds like Watilda sent a snapshit.

by Katiekat1475 October 21, 2015

Snapshit

A really bad recollection of a brief moment in time, usually referring to a negatively memorable event.

When I close my eyes, I have this snapshit in my mind of all 300 pounds stuffed into that Speedo.

by GigiPDX December 8, 2014

Snapshit

A verb that describes the act of defecating mean whilst sitting on the toilet and send pictures on Snapchat. Often concealed to the people you are snapping with by capturing well placed photos, or closeups of your face.

Person 1: Is Mary still sitting on the toilet? She’s been in there 3 hours.
Person 2: Oh yeah, she’s snapshitting.

by sadlilnugget August 1, 2018

Snapshit part 2: Electric Boogaloo

The most scantless demon of all time. Does not give a fuck.

person 1:"who's that?"
person 2" that's Snapshit Part 2: Electric Boogaloo, he's scantless as fuck"
person 1:"Ohhhhh Shit."

by scantlessdemon October 31, 2019

snapshoteye

someone who thinks he's still a teenager, he isn't.

snapshoteye looks and probably smells like disgusting out of date ham, also likes underage girls.

by coolman1234444332432 May 24, 2022