snapitude

An expression in which an independent observer witnesses a powerful insult being said by one person to another.

Person one to person two: your girlfriend got knocked up by the guy from planned parenthood. What a scralet woman.

Person three: Snapitude!

snapitude by Randal Turley December 24, 2007

Swagitude 

n., the certainty that you have more of what it takes than anybody else alive; the awareness that you are a turn-on to anyone of any gender or any age.

Swagitude was embodied by Michael Jackson.

Only a handful of people in history can lay claim to real
swagitude.

Swagitude by SunsetDriver October 24, 2012

snackitude 

(noun) The ability to invent, make, or find delicious snacks

My girlfriend has amazing snackitude -- yesterday, she made nachos with Takis Fuego instead of chips.

Where did you find these candies? I credit your snackitude.

snackitude by heidismiles February 4, 2021

Snapture 

A spontaneous capturing of a life event or person on film.

When you decide to take a photo at random without forethought.

Lisa was excited about the snapture she had taken of Greg.

Snapture by wildchildrose1967 January 11, 2012

Snapture 

A concept from the Avengers comic/movie franchise, where if Thanos (the Malthusian monster who opposes the Avengers) obtains a collection of six MacGuffins (called "Infinity Stones"), he can snap his fingers to cause a randomly selected half of all life to spontaneously disappear. The word is a portmanteau of "snap" (as in, snapping one's fingers) and "Rapture" (meaning the purported Christian end times predicted in the Book of Revelations).

Earth's mightiest heroes must assemble once again to prevent Lord Thanos from bringing on the Snapture.

Snapture by uksglass June 2, 2018

Statitude 

This is when somebody makes a Facebook status that is mean spirited or has serious attitude problems on the web.

Dude...I read your status last night and like why do you have to have such a bad statitude I mean nobody wants to be subjected to that....

Statitude by AddyP19 September 3, 2010

slavitude 

A combination of the words slavery and servitude (cf. "indentured servitude"). A special form of unending slavery, in which you have the freedom to quit your job with an abusive employer, but are too financially strained and overworked to find another job. Becoming increasingly common in western economy and society where employees are disposable (and so can be abused mentally/worked to death) and wage increases have not kept up with inflation.

Person 1: Dude, you should really quit your job, they treat you like crap.

Person 2: Yeah, they do, but I barely make rent and jobs are scarce. I guess I'm stuck in slavitude.

slavitude by Behrooz Afrakhan May 25, 2006