An expression in which an independent observer witnesses a powerful insult being said by one person to another.
Person one to person two: your girlfriend got knocked up by the guy from planned parenthood. What a scralet woman.
Person three: Snapitude!
Person three: Snapitude!
by Randal Turley December 24, 2007
Get the snapitude mug.n., the certainty that you have more of what it takes than anybody else alive; the awareness that you are a turn-on to anyone of any gender or any age.
Swagitude was embodied by Michael Jackson.
Only a handful of people in history can lay claim to real
swagitude.
Only a handful of people in history can lay claim to real
swagitude.
by SunsetDriver October 24, 2012
Get the Swagitude mug.My girlfriend has amazing snackitude -- yesterday, she made nachos with Takis Fuego instead of chips.
Where did you find these candies? I credit your snackitude.
Where did you find these candies? I credit your snackitude.
by heidismiles February 4, 2021
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Lisa was excited about the snapture she had taken of Greg.
Lisa was excited about the snapture she had taken of Greg.
by wildchildrose1967 January 11, 2012
Get the Snapture mug.A concept from the Avengers comic/movie franchise, where if Thanos (the Malthusian monster who opposes the Avengers) obtains a collection of six MacGuffins (called "Infinity Stones"), he can snap his fingers to cause a randomly selected half of all life to spontaneously disappear. The word is a portmanteau of "snap" (as in, snapping one's fingers) and "Rapture" (meaning the purported Christian end times predicted in the Book of Revelations).
Earth's mightiest heroes must assemble once again to prevent Lord Thanos from bringing on the Snapture.
by uksglass June 2, 2018
Get the Snapture mug.This is when somebody makes a Facebook status that is mean spirited or has serious attitude problems on the web.
Dude...I read your status last night and like why do you have to have such a bad statitude I mean nobody wants to be subjected to that....
by AddyP19 September 3, 2010
Get the Statitude mug.A combination of the words slavery and servitude (cf. "indentured servitude"). A special form of unending slavery, in which you have the freedom to quit your job with an abusive employer, but are too financially strained and overworked to find another job. Becoming increasingly common in western economy and society where employees are disposable (and so can be abused mentally/worked to death) and wage increases have not kept up with inflation.
Person 1: Dude, you should really quit your job, they treat you like crap.
Person 2: Yeah, they do, but I barely make rent and jobs are scarce. I guess I'm stuck in slavitude.
Person 2: Yeah, they do, but I barely make rent and jobs are scarce. I guess I'm stuck in slavitude.
by Behrooz Afrakhan May 25, 2006
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