Snapture

A spontaneous capturing of a life event or person on film.

When you decide to take a photo at random without forethought.

Lisa was excited about the snapture she had taken of Greg.

by wildchildrose1967 January 11, 2012

Snapture

A concept from the Avengers comic/movie franchise, where if Thanos (the Malthusian monster who opposes the Avengers) obtains a collection of six MacGuffins (called "Infinity Stones"), he can snap his fingers to cause a randomly selected half of all life to spontaneously disappear. The word is a portmanteau of "snap" (as in, snapping one's fingers) and "Rapture" (meaning the purported Christian end times predicted in the Book of Revelations).

Earth's mightiest heroes must assemble once again to prevent Lord Thanos from bringing on the Snapture.

by uksglass June 2, 2018

snapture

A computer screen shot or screen capture. Formed by combining "snap" from "snapshot" with "ture" from "capture."

He e-mailed a snapture of the directory to them

by Bill Wallace December 15, 2008

snapturbate

The act of recording one's self masturbating on Snapchat.

"Do you wanna come over and have sex tonight?"
"Nah, I don't feel like leaving my house. Let's just snapturbate instead."

by Bob McGillian March 30, 2015

Sapture

Noun
(Combination of sap and capture.)
A person, place, or thing which sucks something up.

"My ex-boyfriend was terrible. He was like a sapture of all my positive energy."

"We should fire Johnny. He's the sapture of good ideas."
"Elizabeth is so beautiful. She's the sole sapture of my thoughts."

by mysterysalmon May 16, 2016

Snaptural

Watching supernatural while drinking a Snapple.

I can't wait to snaptural and chill by myself for the 20th fucking time damn I'm lonely.

by Rexlazy September 14, 2017