Sealshit

Anything that blessedseal does

Seal: hey I'm so cool
Person with over 5 iq: that's some sealshit

Sealshit by Plify October 4, 2022

Slicker than seal shit 

The best way to describe something cool or unreal as a form of excitement.

The new rims I got for my low profile tires are slicker than seal shit.

Slicker than seal shit by Gramielson November 7, 2012

seashit 

when one person places seamen on a turd of the person evacuating it

want me to give to give you a seashit

seashit by james elliott June 29, 2008