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smuzzy by frankisking July 2, 2009
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Suzzy
The most beautiful girl in the world. Amazing in every way possible and really knows how to make somebody smile.
Suzzy by sneaksneakup January 2, 2011
Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank
Your garden variety whore who has Bleach Blonde hair on the top and Black underneath. This person usually is married but sleeps with anything that will talk to her. They are usually broke off their ass with several kids, gets fired from jobs, get cars repoed on a routine basis along with getting their heat shut up and about 100 collection calls a day.
They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.
They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.
This person just basically sucks at life!
They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.
They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.
This person just basically sucks at life!
Heidi is such a Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank, you think she'd keep her legs closed so she doesn't get knocked up again. Looks like I'll be paying for this baby too since she's a welfare case.
Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha
Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha
Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank by SassyJax01 December 8, 2010
Scuzzy
A person who has a strong resemblance to a "scumbag",or someone who is not liked by a big wholesome group of people. Word description: insult
Specimen (A) walks toward specimen (B). Specimen (A) does not like Specimen (B). To get underneath Specimen (B)'s skin, Specimen (A) may say "What up scuzzy?" Shortening this term/insult is very likely. Most likely to scuzz
Scuzzy by Landon Vulcan October 12, 2009
scuzzy
scuzzy by dirk squarejaw May 4, 2003
scuzzy higgins
when your banging a girl from behind with a defensive lacrosse stick ron higgins is watching you through your window whilst he is naked getting peanut butter licked of his balls by a dog. after this takes place you must let ron give it to you in your buttox with his sausage
scuzzy higgins by LVL#22, Lil Red Ryda, and Usti December 19, 2008
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