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A rarely used word for jizz.

Likely based on the Yiddish word "schmutz", which means filth or something that can stain.

Pronounced smootz, smutts, smuttsee.
"She has smutze on her shirt."

"I smutzed on her last night."
smutze by capt_colada October 29, 2009
Words you can keep

smuttercup 

(noun) Used as a term when you want to call your girlfriend by something cute but she is an absolute smut. When you want to be sweet but honest.
how was work today smuttercup?
smuttercup by Cory n Jamez December 20, 2006
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Smutter-butt 

Noun one who is Extremely Promiscuous, Very slutty, a hoe.
Yo that chick from last night was a straight smutter-butt
Smutter-butt by JayDHam March 2, 2008
1. A combination of Smitten and Smut.

2. Smitten in a very lustful, smutty way.
John is so smutten with Amy. He wants to play with her breasts like a kitten plays with a ball of yarn.
Smutten by dmpawley February 9, 2005

smutter fingers 

The disgusting smell and stickiness left behind on ones hand after spending the night with a smutty woman
Tommy shoulda washed his hands after bein with that ho, i can smell his smutter fingers from here.
smutter fingers by cspazz January 28, 2015

Smutterer 

One who writes smut. (Erotica)

Related:
Smuttered (have written smut)
Smutterific (incredibly well written smut)
Smutttering (the act of writing smut)
After penning several very sexual short stories, my friends referred to me as the most prolific smutterer they'd known.
Smutterer by Pragmatic Romantic August 17, 2009

smutterbutt 

A whore and/or skank who enjoys taking it in the butt.
I enjoy that girls company because she is a smutterbutt.
smutterbutt by TIMisGOD November 23, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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