John : "I'd smash her back doors in given half a chance...."
Pete : "What's that dude?"
John : "Nothing, just smuttering to myself."
Pete : "What's that dude?"
John : "Nothing, just smuttering to myself."
by peejay1977 March 19, 2014
The act of an individual, usually alone in an office cubicle, complaining at a volume just loud enough for nearby cube-dwellers to hear, and hopefully get some sympathy or attention. The words used for the complaints usually solicit the sympathy.
by mdubuya March 26, 2014
One who writes smut. (Erotica)
Related:
Smuttered (have written smut)
Smutterific (incredibly well written smut)
Smutttering (the act of writing smut)
Related:
Smuttered (have written smut)
Smutterific (incredibly well written smut)
Smutttering (the act of writing smut)
After penning several very sexual short stories, my friends referred to me as the most prolific smutterer they'd known.
by Pragmatic Romantic August 17, 2009
stop talking smutter and get your mind out of the gutter!
by gilmoregal May 03, 2010
by yo your mom's sister November 07, 2003
by Ekim Neillad October 20, 2009
by JayDHam March 03, 2008