penning 

From Pennington, an upper-class, English surname. Meaning delightful or splendid, particularly in a refined and sophisticated fashion. Often used as part of an exclamation of approval. Can be used to refer to oneself, in mood, appearance, etc.

"The performance at the theatre was simply penning!"
"Why, you're looking rather penning tonight!"
"I've never felt more penning in my life!"

penning by Darth Cabbage December 6, 2011

Penning 

Slang term for a near professional Magic: The Gathering player that spends a great amount of time honing a spore deck while neglecting others.

"I won again against Chad. He'd have a chance if he wasn't such a Penning."

Penning by AMH7 October 13, 2008

Penning 

To take the cap off of a pen, then put it back on. Generally used to calm or distract.

When cole for rejected by a girl, he started penning to take his mind off it.

Penning by The Penning November 2, 2013

penning 

Drawing and/or writing on the first person who falls asleep/passes out at a slumber party or social gathering. Usually done with a sharpie. A practical joke that has a little more dignity than teabagging.

After his fourth shot of vodka, Tommy was vulnerable to a good penning.

penning by theclevercat February 21, 2009

Penning 

When something smells rotten or disgusting

“That stinks mate, it’s penning like filthys gaff in here”

Penning by Max woodman July 15, 2021

Penning 

To pen; A woman takes a recently dead person's penis and inserts it in her vagina and keeps it there until it decomposes

Ana is penning her late husband, that's such a nice thing to do

Penning by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025

Penning 

To pen; A woman who keeps a dead man penis inside her vagina 24/7 until it descomposes

Ana is penning her brother; that's such a nice thing to do!

Penning by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025