smurgel

Smurgel means ''goofy'' or ''absolutely fucking stupid''

Hey, that guy is really a Smurgel.

by fegil February 15, 2023

smurgle

A singularly feline display of affection. The kneading, purring, nuzzling, or salivating that accompanies feline affection toward humans.

I found it difficult to read my magazine while Fluffy persistantly smurgled my chin.

by Dorothy April 21, 2003

turd smurgler

the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus

Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.

by jugg's gotcha January 20, 2009

Smurge

When you sing the wrong words to a song or you sing at the wrong time

"Dude you know that's not the actual lyrics right"

"Yeah my b that was a total smurge"

"Yeah you totally smurged it"

by not_a_power_ranger August 7, 2018

smurgly

A situation in which a person's asshole is filled with peanut butter and then it is sucked out through a straw.

Kevin was smurgled the other night by Martha.

by E-Money February 21, 2003

Smungel

The act of grabbing a girls lubed up bum cheeks and squishing them together

Damn that girl was so fuckalicous i just had to smungel her

by Roppen April 29, 2010

Smurglaries

(Smurglary in singular): a a porte-manteau of the words smash-and-grand and, you guessed it, burglaries

San Francisco and Los Angeles are undergoing a rash of smurglaries at an alarming rate.

by Sexydimma December 24, 2021