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Smurgel means ''goofy'' or ''absolutely fucking stupid''
Hey, that guy is really a Smurgel.
smurgel by fegil February 15, 2023
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A singularly feline display of affection. The kneading, purring, nuzzling, or salivating that accompanies feline affection toward humans.
I found it difficult to read my magazine while Fluffy persistantly smurgled my chin.
smurgle by Dorothy April 21, 2003
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turd smurgler 

the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus
Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.
turd smurgler by jugg's gotcha January 20, 2009
When you sing the wrong words to a song or you sing at the wrong time
"Dude you know that's not the actual lyrics right"

"Yeah my b that was a total smurge"

"Yeah you totally smurged it"
Smurge by not_a_power_ranger August 7, 2018
A situation in which a person's asshole is filled with peanut butter and then it is sucked out through a straw.
Kevin was smurgled the other night by Martha.
smurgly by E-Money February 21, 2003
The act of grabbing a girls lubed up bum cheeks and squishing them together
Damn that girl was so fuckalicous i just had to smungel her
Smungel by Roppen April 29, 2010

Smurglaries 

(Smurglary in singular): a a porte-manteau of the words smash-and-grand and, you guessed it, burglaries
San Francisco and Los Angeles are undergoing a rash of smurglaries at an alarming rate.
Smurglaries by Uncle Dimma December 24, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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